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incorrect quotes (and other stuff??) from varying fandoms ✨Very Gay✨ elmax and ronance truther will byers defender at all costs

[eylih05]

S3 dropping in about 18 hours, remember there is only one cause that matters

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

No one will ever be a bigger rhaenicent fan than ME!!!.. But Olivia Cooke is close behind

[generaln0nsense]

all i will say is that supergirl better have a post credit scene where emily carey pops in as lena luthor or i will have words for you james gunn.

[alicentcynic]

every time a coin is birthed a targaryen is flipped

[halloweenenthusiast69]

open tumblr. reblog yuri. close tumblr. back to life

[ourladyshireen]

pseudo-medieval lesbian divorce soap opera returning in pride month i said oh im sure

[twisterdinokr]

Alex: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Maggie: You’re a hazard to society

Lucy: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

[thecasualqueer]

Kara: (waking up after losing the fight with leviathan) I guess rock really does beat scissors

Alex: ....

Alex: WHAT???

Lena: (laughing in the corner)

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

reblog if you’re queer or a vampire. no one will ever know which one

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

*Turns towards 15-member chorus* Chat, am I cooked?

[cupcaitvi]

stranger things characters as things my friends have said (with some names changes for context)

Eleven: *talking about Brexit* I remember that from back when I was a wee tater tot… Will: My iron deficient-ass wouldn't survive half of those! Mike: *discussion about breast cancer* Will, you need to feel me up right now. WAIT NO— Max: I could have been DYING right now! But NOOOOOO! I have to do CALCULUS instead. Lucas: Wait, I forgot my pants i the other room, can I go get them? Dustin: WHY ARE YOU SHIVERING AT MY CALENDAR?? Steve: No, no, I'm well versed in the art of...Tongue Language. Nancy: I said LEGAL methods dipshit, NOT LETHAL!!!! Robin: *randomly spawning* MY TITS ARE WET. Jonathan: Oh, I went to that university for two weeks! Then I got mono and dropped out

Erica: What's that thing the French say? Tu es un "dumbass"? Joyce: This is the kind of thing that got me kicked out of yoga! Hopper: *talking about a corrupt government* So it's just a government then.

Murray: Okay, Russians have to have vodka, it's how they work.

Alexei: Are you communism?

Eddie: I wouldn't be against having the big bad of our campaign be organised religion...

Argyle: Is 1/2 an even number??

BONUS:

Robin: Live, laugh, lick pussy

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Hyacinth: Alright, you clearly aren’t listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Eloise: Tell me about it.

Hyacinth: I murdered Gregory last night.

Eloise: I feel you.

Hyacinth: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering!

Eloise: Been there.

[prideprejudce]

alicent and rhaenyra trying not to look suspicious whenever another septa walked by during the middle of their conversation

[phoebe-ofthe-cosmos]

[propussyslayer]

[padchai]

Me and my mutuals when we enter any fandom:

[cupcaitvi]

elmax and ronance.

[stardewfalls]

Max and her bff <3