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incorrect quotes (and other stuff??) from varying fandoms ✨Very Gay✨ elmax and ronance truther will byers defender at all costs

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

No one will ever be a bigger rhaenicent fan than ME!!!.. But Olivia Cooke is close behind

[generaln0nsense]

all i will say is that supergirl better have a post credit scene where emily carey pops in as lena luthor or i will have words for you james gunn.

[alicentcynic]

every time a coin is birthed a targaryen is flipped

[halloweenenthusiast69]

open tumblr. reblog yuri. close tumblr. back to life

[ourladyshireen]

pseudo-medieval lesbian divorce soap opera returning in pride month i said oh im sure

[serratedfissuregypsy]

Alex: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Maggie: You’re a hazard to society

Lucy: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

[thecasualqueer]

Kara: (waking up after losing the fight with leviathan) I guess rock really does beat scissors

Alex: ....

Alex: WHAT???

Lena: (laughing in the corner)

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

reblog if you’re queer or a vampire. no one will ever know which one

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

*Turns towards 15-member chorus* Chat, am I cooked?

[cupcaitvi]

stranger things characters as things my friends have said (with some names changes for context)

Eleven: *talking about Brexit* I remember that from back when I was a wee tater tot… Will: My iron deficient-ass wouldn't survive half of those! Mike: *discussion about breast cancer* Will, you need to feel me up right now. WAIT NO— Max: I could have been DYING right now! But NOOOOOO! I have to do CALCULUS instead. Lucas: Wait, I forgot my pants i the other room, can I go get them? Dustin: WHY ARE YOU SHIVERING AT MY CALENDAR?? Steve: No, no, I'm well versed in the art of...Tongue Language. Nancy: I said LEGAL methods dipshit, NOT LETHAL!!!! Robin: *randomly spawning* MY TITS ARE WET. Jonathan: Oh, I went to that university for two weeks! Then I got mono and dropped out

Erica: What's that thing the French say? Tu es un "dumbass"? Joyce: This is the kind of thing that got me kicked out of yoga! Hopper: *talking about a corrupt government* So it's just a government then.

Murray: Okay, Russians have to have vodka, it's how they work.

Alexei: Are you communism?

Eddie: I wouldn't be against having the big bad of our campaign be organised religion...

Argyle: Is 1/2 an even number??

BONUS:

Robin: Live, laugh, lick pussy

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Hyacinth: Alright, you clearly aren’t listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Eloise: Tell me about it.

Hyacinth: I murdered Gregory last night.

Eloise: I feel you.

Hyacinth: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering!

Eloise: Been there.

[prideprejudce]

alicent and rhaenyra trying not to look suspicious whenever another septa walked by during the middle of their conversation

[phoebe-ofthe-cosmos]

[propussyslayer]

[padchai]

Me and my mutuals when we enter any fandom:

[cupcaitvi]

elmax and ronance.

[stardewfalls]

Max and her bff <3

[willelbyers]

the last thing el said to hopper was “i’m not sara.” she gave him back her bracelet. she let him believe she was safe. she never said goodbye to the man who chose to be her father.

she never said goodbye to the mother who took her in when she had nothing, the woman who inducted her into her family with a haircut everyone made fun of but she treasured as her own.

she never said goodbye to the older brother who looked after her in an unfamiliar home, who drove blindly into the desert on the idea of hope that they would find her.

she never said goodbye to her best friend, the only girl who ever took the time to try to understand her, the only girl who wanted to help her learn who she was to herself, the girl whose life she refused to let end before its time.

she never said goodbye to the boys who found her in the woods, the boys who were scared of her at first but who became some of her most trusted friends in the world. the boys who saw her as, yes, a hero, but also as a girl, too.

she never said goodbye to her brother, her twin in everything but genetics, who saved her life as she saved his from the monster who destroyed both their childhoods. she never said goodbye to her real brother, the one who understood her to her core, the one who showed her that the monster was not the family she deserved.

she said goodbye to her sister, after a years-long separation, as she bled out in her arms.

the last thing el said before her final goodbye—to the first boy who ever showed her kindness, the boy who never quite understood her the way she wanted him to but who cared for her regardless—was “i love you.” and she never heard it back.