Cupcake Kills

Welcome to a Day in the Strife. Make no mistake... I am the Villain. BUY A FUCKING T-SHIRT!! Finally, my Harley has found her way back to me.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notsafef0rtwerk]

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

[rebel-in-tartan]

HOLY SHIT

[bifacts]

Life tip (for bi women): the next time a guy is all like “so you’re bi huh? does that mean you want to have a threesome” say “yes!” and then explain how you’ve always loved the idea of sleeping with two men at once

[radicaldude229]

what do I do if he’s into it

[bifacts]

~party time~

[super-norfair-deactivated202212]

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[karaszkun-deactivated20180213]

“No you ain’t!”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Gin and djinn are pronounced the same way. Both are spirits in a bottle.

[queensandkingsofattolia]

This took me an embarrassingly long time to get…

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

sometimes u just gotta wear a robe with ur tiddies out… get high… lament

[black-throat]

I thought i wrote this and I was so scared

[radical-roach]

?? i started reading this post and i thought i must have wrote this and i was like damn who is she at myself

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

ur probably wondering why i gathered u all here today

[sixpenceee]

The Perry Bible Fellowship is the perfect middle between the whimsy and the morbid. And it has been since 2001 when its creator Nicholas Gurewitch drew the first strip. Nicholas describes his style as “the clarity of obscurity”, and his work is a real treat to all the dark(er) souls out there. (Source)

[cartnsncreal]

Yeeeaaaaahhhhh

I’m down with that.

[bbylungx-deactivated20181223]

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

I can’t fuck wit ppl that got the flash on when they get phone calls or texts

[fggtbr-deactivated20170115]

Why do you hate HOH and deaf people??

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

here’s an alternate theory: i wasn’t thinking about them when i made this post, and you know that as well, but decided u would make an issue out of this anyway

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

“tumblr: a short story”, 2016

[iapislazuli]

jock is NOT the opposite of goth. prep is the opposite of goth, and nerd is the opposite of jock. like this

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

only the avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world.

[dameronfinn]

Originals First - We are a people with a past, not a people of the past.

[destinyrush]

We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s 

[theblackmillennial]

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

[criminaljustish]

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

[buffythevampiregayer]

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

[parlezvousladybug]

I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.

VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.

[imploder]

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

[siderealsandman]

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

[hashtagloveloses]

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

[pharmdup]

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

[disneyforprincesses]

Actors of color and the Disney characters they have played.

 A remake of this (x) post, featuring new and previously overlooked actors.

[mixedapocalyptic]

I love that many of the actors of colors actually voiced characters of color and many of their own ethnic background

[leterriblechild-deactivated2023]

Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth try Captain America Doritos 

[snow-fury-deactivated20170226]

“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”

“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”

“I bet he enjoyed it-“

“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”

“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“

“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

GIVE THIS MORE NOTES AND GIVE IT MORE NOTES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

[skipperthekangaroo]

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

You just made my post 200% better.

[jennytrout]

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

[transwarriorprincess]

😲

[bussylaheaux-deactivated2014021]

[hemptemples]

i have a coworker that is refusing treatment for lung cancer because he doesn’t want to put his three daughters and wife in debt for the rest of their lives. 

he is literally choosing to die of a treatable disease because the debt of treatment would be such a burden on his family.

so yeah.. tell me that the american healthcare system isn’t broken. 

[soul-likethesea]

This is one of the saddest things I have ever read.

[cupcake-kills]

The American Healthcare System isn’t broken. It was designed like this. They did this on purpose, and we let them.