it/she bitchy spider

'96 ΘΔ puppyfox possum 💜 @boots-fastened-slip-fashion @fawnichor

[infezmite]

THING!!

[infezmite]

I'm selling this thing for $285 flat sale in case anyone likes weird cat slugs...(more extra arts).. SOLD

[rubyfunkey]

this is my mouse mouse LAI/NE (lay-nee)

[tooies]

yippee! <- response to pleasant stimuli

wehh <- response to unpleasant stimuli

awawawawa <- creation of stimuli

[dogpuppy]

[iguanamouth]

bert and ernie go to ikea

[shambletime]

[ Commission ] Kobold has a new charm spell, is it working? 😏

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

[thekinkycorvid]

who wants to chain their collar to mine and fight for dominance in front of a crowd

[phantastische-illustrationen]

Artwork for 'A Wizards Dozen' edited by Michael Stearns, 1996 (Jean-Pierre Targete)

[aqualiems]

I’m back here’s Jax

[smallpwbbles]

Isn’t she lovely. Bonus doodles:

[mxillipuppy]

TH--THEYRE EMO?!?!

[constantlyfalling]

reach for the sky

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[myrinthinks]

[qqchurch]

genuinely cackled at this

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