it/she bitchy spider

sorry i called your 50 year marriage hetslop

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

veryluckyclovers

itsjunetime

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

glavilio

furry adoptable characters. high value closed species. lotta money in this shit

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

seven-oh-four

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

pancake-blogging

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

too-many-blorbos

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

bees-official

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

sentientballofpeas

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

the-haiku-bot

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mechanica1-hands

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit