Cupcake Ulysses Managerie (C.U.M.)

A cupcake playing video games and trying to be as mediocre as possible. You can learn more about me at the three line button below!

[weeniebagel]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[charl0ttan]

theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone

[monster2001]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[unatkozorobotok]

[dollmaycry]

[roycohn]

the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[midiport]

[heateron]

[skluug]

2+2 has got to be one of the most famous sums in all of mathematics. even the youngest school child is familiar with its iconic total: 4

[astaroxmalacavilla]

oh to be a vampire's chosen in a club that only plays 2000's industrial and darkwave

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[thememedaddy]

[fangs-4-fags]

grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

[bucketofcrows]

come on man i was using that

[fangs-4-fags]

sorryyyyyy

[segamascott]