cupid

this is satire dont worry / 4000 years old / phantom theives of hearts >>>>

[cupiddacrimin4l]

bitches be like ‘let me follow L!!txng blogs while i have no content or even a mf pfp and expect them not to block me’

[savedupmoney-blog]

this is why Y’ALL SHOULD STOP REBLOGGING THOSE  THAT HOW YOU GET FUCKING CAUGHT IN TROUBLE  

stop rebloging those 

STOP USING TAGS

just stop 

[heavenlylifter]

just a heads-up to anyone worried, this is from 2015 but also yeah still avoid using lifting tags

[sicloudlifting]

If I see one more Tik Tok about stealing from Hobby Lobby I'm going to blow a gasket like if we keep being this loud about it they're gonna get, like, actual security

[profoundlycasualtaco]

Taken straight from r/lossprevention on reddit.

[lyftyng]

important!

[heavenlylifter]

hmm…

[heavenlylifter]

Bonus from OP

[liftingdiva-deactivated20181024]

OH MY GODDDDD

[jilted-lifted]

we interacting

[liftingdiva-deactivated20181024]

disobeying daddys orders

[jilted-lifted]

mmmm daddy prevent me from misbehaving uwu

[cupiddacrimin4l]

The tags literally contradict the post 😭

[heavenlylifter]

i’m sorry but i stan so hard

[naty-talya]

Me when I get out without beeping and do my succesfull criminal dance

🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

[stealyraccoonpaws]

lifting tumblr culture is scrolling through the same 20 posts for three weeks cause we all fucking follow each other

[inesliftz-deactivated20251104]

Hey y'all! The other day I went through ŁP reddit for about 4 hours. What I took back from it is a compilation on things I thought could be helpful to our community. These screenshots discuss tactics and strategies they use. One thing I can say is be SOOOO fucking careful guys. They know SO much. A lot of them are very good at their jobs. One slip up could mean getting caught. Use these to sharpen your skills. :)

[kuromilifts]

Legend ✨

[goblinlifting]

wait he lowkey hot-

[cupiddacrimin4l]

Why is he a snack tho 😭😍

[lifting-qween]

genuine question, do yall think if i ate the tag like straight up swallowed that bitch, would the alarms still go off? 😇

[goblinlifting]

too lazy to make a booster bag? swallow it <3

[sashasteals]

one tip for the era of masks we’re livin in—bring multiple different masks with you. like wear a plain black one but bring one of those single-use blue ones. you get heavy sussed or chased? switch masks, take off/put on a sweater, put your hair up/down (or use a hat if u have short hair). maybe adjust ur makeup if necessary. bam ur a different person now.

super fuckin easy to blend in with a crowd when mall security are looking for someone with a black mask in a red shirt and ur wearing a blue mask with a black hoodie.

[liftinglife-deactivated20201211]

friendly reminder that I will always support members of the community that chose to stop łifting. this community doesn’t talk about this as much as we should, but shøplifting can become a serious addiction and it can take control of your life. this isn’t all fun and games, this thing that we do has serious consequences and it can destroy lives. if you ever decide that you need to take a break, or even quit all together, that’s completely ok and I’m proud of you either way❤️

[justliftit-blog1]

assume you will beep assume you’ll be chased assume they pin up a picture of your face out back assume every customer is undercover LP don’t wait for it to happen to you plan for the worst

[serpentlifts]

capitalism is the virus

saw this on my twitter feed and decided it might be something nice to see in the community right now

[klepto-baby-deactivated20210512]

Hehehe educational

[leolifter]

i shoplifted under obama, i shoplifted under trump AND I’LL SHOPLIFT UNDER BIDEN TOO GET FUCKED CAPITALISTS. 

[irres-lift-ible]

when someone says their a 'bořrower' instead of a 'lífter/graftèr'

we know you're from tiktok go home

[irres-lift-ible]

SAME THING WITH 'klepto 🤪🤪' stop pretending to have mental illness because you like free things, some people actually have kleotomania and it's very difficult to live with and comes with EXTREME guilt it's not a quirky username. it's like the lifter equivalent of calling yourself a cRackheAd 🤪🤪🤪🤪😎 commit die