[sucubism-archive]

my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[cupidmeat]

i’m like that turtle bitch in over the garden wall where if i don’t clean and do chores i become overwhelmed by terrible and excessive urges for evil

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

[charoitenigma]

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

[miyoriia]

play toys ?

[miyoriia]

come play toys

[miyoriia]

the prince of darkness commands you

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hideo kojima originally wanted The End's boss fight in mgs3 to only be completable if you mailed him a picture of a cat eating dog food and a dog eating cat food

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[minoravirus]

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating