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Bad batch swearing hcs

Most to least

Crosshair, Echo,Tech,Wrecker,Hunter,Omega

✝️🐰Crosshair swears the most often and most casually. It’s almost obnoxious how many swears he can fit into one simple sentence. But they fit so naturally with his tone and into his vocabulary that you don’t notice at first. He really ramps it up on days he wants to piss off Hunter.

Is always the first to voice how fucking stupid it is to make a goddamn swear jar, as if they aren’t all grown ass soldiers who’ve seen dudes get blown up ❤️

🗣️Echo swears a lot too,he’s so SO tired, but since Omegas come around he tries to tone it back, if Omega is in the room when he swears he’ll look at her and give an apologetic look. Picked up most of his swearing habits from his days in the 501st, I mean all those boys with just wall pods for rooms??? He’s got a lot of pent up anger <3

💻Tech swears but only when he’s working on…tech. Some wires shock him and you just here the loudest politest sounding FUCK you’ve ever heard. It’s like seeing ur fave nice teacher curse. He and Cross do hang and talk shit about people (it’s mainly Cross venting while Tech tinkers)

Knows the history of swear words and regurgitates it occasionally

🐻Wrecker mainly swears when he’s fighting, mainly uses toned down swears like damn or hell. DOES NOT swear around Omega, makes a little :O face when anyone does swear around her. Not nearly as bad as Hunter but he is like hey man there’s a kid here :/

🔪Hunter has tried multiple times to start a swear jar, he is laughed out of the room every time. Will scold the others for swearing, especially around Omega. He goes on abt setting a good example and being leaders and blah blah blah no one is paying attention

Doesn’t swear……UNLESS!!! the stress has really taken a toll and he doesn’t have the mental capacity to censor himself and be nice. In those moments he could compete with Crosshair. After he chills tho he gets so embarrassed cuz he thinks he acted cringe 💔

☀️Omega doesn’t swear 💕

LIES

she does just not around the others, ESPECIALLY HUNTER

Crosshair gives her a small smirk when he hears her whisper “—shit” when she stumbles (she swore him to secrecy)

One time Hunter heard her say fuck, you would have though he broke his damn neck with how fast he turned around and stared at her like she fucking stabbed him in the back.

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Gonna revamp this blog me thinks 🤔 I feel like I’ve gotten rusty with writing

Stay tuned for any updates!!

To all the people that remember this blog and are still following me despite me not posting for 2 year: hi 🧍‍♀️how y’all doing 😳

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Moon Knight Hcs 🌛

Moonknight kinnies, RISE

(Has it really been 2 yrs since I posted here?!)

The slight self projection is real don’t @ me 💀

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Steven Grant:

🐊 Big fan of DnD podcasts!! When he’s not stocking shelves or longing to be a tour guide what else is he gonna do!!

- loves learning about all the lore of the world the podcasts create. Gets very invested in them too, he has had to try not to cry while checking a customer out cuz uh nooooo 😢 his fave character died!!

- (really wants to make a dnd group but he don’t got enough friends :/)

🐊 Constantly fidgets with his clothes, it’s a self soothing thing, nothing super noticeable but he’ll just have the hem of his shirt or jacket between his fingers, likes the texture of the fabric

🐊 Marc will take this secret to the fucking grave BUT Steven kept a childhood stuffed animal and gets it out when nights are really rough

🐊Likes old campy like 70/80/90s movies! He finds the campy acting to be charming and likes the use of practical effects!

🐊 has no memory 🤔of kissing men??? but is not opposed 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

🐊 Has to summon the strength of the gods to hold back from going “well actually—“ anytime he hears misinformation

🐊 Isn’t an amazing cook but is better than Marc

🐊 Was very excited about the increased strength from khonshu

- Steven: if I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong 🤔

- Marc: neither, you’re an idiot

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Marc Spector:

🌙 HAS kissed men before 👬

🌙 Picks on Steven for liking dnd podcasts for being “nerd stuff” but secretly listens to them on his own secret Spotify account (yes he’s paying for 2 accounts just so people can’t see that he’s also a dork)

- on the main account he tends to listen to (of course) true crime or like iceberg list podcasts

🌙 Suffers from a terminal case of “if I am not good at everything I do on the first try I’ll die” syndrome

🌙 Was absolutely HORRIFIED when he realized his mouth was the same mouth that Steven just shoved beans on toast into

🌙 also goes through phases of food repulsion

- sometimes everything just feels gross in his mouth and he doesn’t really know why??

🌙 also wants to form a dnd group

🌙 vents to his childhood stuffed animal

🌙 can’t cook for shit 💀 that’s Steven’s forte, cant leave eating up to this man, he will only eat snack food and call it dinner

🌙 likes adventure and exploration movies/shows! Feel like he’d like Star Trek 🤔

🌙 very particular about pronunciation of things like milk/malk carmel/caramel

- Steven: Oh! Marc could you uh pick up some malk from the shops while ur out?”

- Marc: no but I can get you some MILK

- Steven: what?

- Marc: it’s not “malk” it’s MILK, say milkshake

- Steven: milkshake??

- Marc: okay now say milk

- Steven: malk

- Marc: wtf

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Can I ask for some head canons involving Peter B Parker (or Pudgey Parker as I like to call him) with a female S/O who is really snuggly and just like to be close to him in some way? Thanks! ❤

-”Oh you’re approaching me?”

-”I can’t cuddle the shit outta you without getting closer”

-”oh ho then come as close as you like!”

Peter is so down to have a cuddly girlfriend. Like especially if she kinda dotes on him saying stuff like “Be careful I can’t snuggle you if you’re in a full body cast.” he melts

He’s honestly met his match. He thought he was cuddly pfft okay step aside pudgey parker there’s a new cuddle champion in town.

When he finally got back to the right dimension he was so happy when you flung yourself into his arms and wrapped him in a big hug. He almost started crying.

Omg pls hold his hand. He lives for gentle hand holding, even if you’re both just watching a movie on his bed if you start absentmindedly playing with his hands Peter just loses it he’s clutching his heart and mumbling about how cute his girlfriend is.

Wear his sweatpants or coat pls. He loves how pretty you look even in his huge clothes he likes to just wrap up in his arms then plop down on the bed and cuddle or rest his chin on your head.

After a long,long day of crime fighting this man just wants to relax so he’s always happy to come home to his girlfriend no matter how bruised and broken he is.

(this was short but I hope this was good enough @lillythepug1)

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So...

I watched Far From Home and may I just say I’m VE R Y gay like 😤👌 so I’m working on a little headcanon for Mysterio and I’ll probs work on some stuff for peter 💛🧡

Also I got a huge hoodie and its the same colors as midtown high pride!!

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I!! Would!! Love!! To!! Read!! More!! Of!! Your!! Works!! On!! Anything!! Especially!! Sweet!! Pea!! You're! ! So!! Effing!! Stellar!! <33

Wow I have be inactive for so long lmao

Thanks tho this is so kind

I don’t think I’ll be writing for Riverdale anytime soon causssseeeee I don’t like the show anymore (sorry)

Thanks for the nice message 🧡💛

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General Orm hc’s

Orm headcanons lets GO!!

🔱🔱🔱

- Orm sings to you (fight mE) his father hated when he sung and forbade him from doing so. But Orm would quietly practice in his room and sung with Atlanna occasionally. But when she died he stopped altogether, until he met you. (You caught him humming along to masquerade from phantom of the opera) he tried to play it off and regain his princely manner, but you asked him to continue and with slight hesitation Orm continued. You just stared at him with awe and love in your eyes 😍 (I’m watching phantom of the opera can you tell lmao)

- Orm was vvvv hesitant to get close to you, you found him on the beach close to the water. At first you thought he was just some crazy man in armor but, curse your good heart, you took him inside and gave him some food and blankets. He was hella confused by your kind gestures.

- Like,,,,,😀😀what????

- At first Orm didn’t really even speak to you, he just watched. Orm was processing all that had went down, so his mind was elsewhere most the time. Eventually though he started gradually talking to you. He likes having passionate conversations, so if you have something you love, you better tell Orm allllllll about it!

- I imagine that Atlantean’s skin is naturally colder as they live in the ocean and it’s pretty mild most the time. So I think Orm (once he was comfortable) would love snuggling! He’s a bit of a diva when it comes to it tho he acts like he’s not into it but he highkey is lmao 😂

- Orm is definitely the jealous type, he sees some douche chatting you up and he’s there in a second threatening him. You have to explain to him that most people don’t like knives being held up to their throats.

- Orm tells you stories of Atlantis and the history of times long past 📚

- He likes to dance 💃🕺 periodt! he stumbled a bit as he got used to land but now,,,,,,,,BITCH! He’s graceful as FUCK!! Orm’s doing spins and flips and just 😩👏👏👏😤💗💗💗

[boxfries]

⚡️primary color gang ⚡️

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Y’all

I saw Aquaman Sunday, and I’m so down to clown with Orm. He owns my ass.Period.

🌈💦💦😩👌👌😍😍

[riseatlantisss]

I stan two (2) shithead brothers

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Miles and Peter B: [swingin around NYC]

Peter B: Does that sign say iHOB??? they’re still doing that here?

Miles: huh? oh yeah, International House of Burgers. They changed their name for some stunt, “iHOP”. So stupid. Can you imagine them making Pancakes?

Peter: 

[the-bluespirit]

[ipromptography]

mr sexyface

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That fluff you wrote for peter b park GIVES ME LIFEEEEE THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhHHHH thank you for your kind words!! (*⁰▿⁰*)

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Can you write some fluffy Peter B Parker material?

Ask and you shall receive ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )

* okay so this MAN, oh THIS MAN!!!! He’s a bit rough around the edges but let 👏 me 👏 tell 👏 you 👏 he is g E N T LE

* he won’t ever admit to it but if he could gaze into your eyes forever,,,, he would

- he just loves your face, squishing it, kissing it, etc.

* can someone say tummy rubs 🙌

* Peter would just like laying with you on his bed and playing with your hair while watching dumb videos or just chatting

* he likes showers with you, it makes him feel close to you, more connected. Also because sometimes he’s just lazy and doesn’t wanna shower, so you have to force him in there.

* Peter love telling you all about his latest crime stopping adventure. He mayyyy have a tendency to make himself sound cooler but he loves how your eyes light up when he tells you stuff.

* You’ll have to constantly tell him to be careful and he kinda loves that.

* He’s definitely more open to you, Peter’s willing to let himself open up

* Hugs! Hugs everyw h e r e!!! He just kinda flops onto you and lazily wraps himself around you

* It’s pizza tImE

* You do try to make sure he stays active and healthy, but somehow you both end up eating pizza on the couch and gossiping

* Peter is a gossip king okay, he WILL sass and shade like no other. It’s really funny 🐸 ☕️

* Overall he just loves you so much

* 🅱️lease just help this hobo

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Hey, would you be able to write a lil fic for when Miles from spiderverse finds a bunch of sketches of him/him and reader in their sketchbook? Some of them doing cheesy things, some that make him look like a meme, and then really detailed ones of him & a sunflower that they as a date later turn into graffiti? Oof uh focus on that first half if it's a bit much, thanks if you can, but if not no biggie🌻

@yellowthumb21

You tapped a tune on the small dorm window and peered inside. You smiled as Miles walked over to the window, the frame squeaked as he popped it open.

“What’s up Y/n?” Miles clasped your hand and pulled you inside. His dorm was messy as usual, spray cans and other art supplies littered his desk.

“Nothing much, still testing out the traction gloves May made.” You take off the black gloves and stuff them in the bag slouching against your waist. Miles plopped onto his bed, stretching his limbs as he let out a loud yawn and his back cracked.

“Cool, cool. I’ve been drawing like crazy coming up with some new stuff, you can help throw ‘em up if you like them.” Miles lazily pointed to his desk before wrapping his blanket around him and groaning. You stifle a chuckle, setting your bag down and carefully making your way to the desk, skillfully avoiding stepping on clothes and other knick-knacks on the floor. You sat on the squeaky chair and pulled yourself closer to the desk, you flipped open Miles’ sketchbook and leafed through the pages. Miles’ art was always so amazing to you, how the colors were so bright and how each line seemed to have a meaning, then as you flipped to the most recent page, you gasped. There littering the page were magnificent drawings of you.

“Miles, Miles you….why did you draw me?” There was a metal clank and a small groan as Miles scrambled over to your side. He slammed the sketchbook closed and tossed it on the top bunk. Both of you locked eyes and he gave you a nervous grin and chuckle as he tore his eyes from you.

“I...was just bored yeah, yeah and I was like why don’t I draw my friendddddd...which.is.you.” He rambled.

You stood from the chair and scurried to your bag, you pulled out  your own sketchbook. You flip open to a page and on that page were many drawings and doodles of Miles surrounded by sunflowers and hearts and question marks. Miles mouth hung open as he ran his fingers along your art, his eyes flickering from the page to you,

“Sooooo. You like me?” Miles rocked on his heels as he waited for an answer. You laughed and leaned over more and more until your lips met the corner of his mouth for a brief kiss.

“Yes Miles. I do like you.”

“Yeah! I like you too!” Miles excitedly wrapped his arms around you, pulling you into a warm embrace. He smell like spray paint, almost chemical but the smell of light cologne wafted through his clothes. But the embrace was cut short as Miles’ phone went off alerting him of a crime in progress. “Aw come on.” Miles rolled his eyes, walking over and turning it off.

“As they say. Duty calls Spiderman,” You tossed Miles his suit then grabbed your things as you headed towards the door, “hey Miles...be careful.” You turned to Miles once more and he nodded.

“Love you too.”

It was later in the day, Miles came to your house with a backpack full of spray cans and a smile on his face.

“All done with saving the day?” You crack a grin at him.

“Yep. Now let’s go.”

“Where’re we going?” But Miles didn’t answer he just grabbed your hand and started pulling you out into the night. Eventually you both came to a large wall under a bridge, Miles dropped his bag and pulled out his sketchbook he looked over to you and tilts his head towards the wall. It became clear what you where both here to do, you got your sketchbook and grabbed a spray can. Miles did the same, the two of you stood a ways apart from each other, sharing one more glance before getting to work on your art.

It took long into the night but you both finished your pieces, you stood back to admire Miles’ piece. It was the finished picture of you from his sketchbook with hearts surrounding you and Miles stared at what you had finish. It was him. Smiling as bright yellow sunflowers flow behind him.

“I guess this counts as our first date huh?” Miles wrapped his arm around you and kissed your forehead.

“Yeah,the first of many to come.” And with his hand clutching yours, both with dopey grins on your faces, Miles walked you back home and said goodbye. You ran up to your room and flopped onto your bed planting your head in the pillow, as you let out an excited noise and flailed your legs. You could wait for the next date with your sunflower.🌻

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The B in Peter B. Parker stands for 🅱️ust a nut in me.