the vegan police are coming for me

Iz | 21 | fuck if i know triple threats include: not knowing shit, not getting stuff, and not comprehending squat I have an army of farm animals and banana slugs so try coming at me

[egberts]

2011: haha!!! i’m so addicted to tumblr!!! I’M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!

2014: i want to leave but i cant…. why did i take that vow to never leave….. how do i get out of this eternal hell…

[egberts]

[macadam]

God I love transformers so much for its ability to really lean into variety with it’s maddeningly long list of continuities. I adore aligned so so much for its high stakes and intense lore and agony and I do adore the fuck I just got swept into a prophecy optimus that we get so so much.

But I am also SO EXCITED for the Some Guy™ optimus that it appears we’re getting in earthspark. I can’t believe we live in a world where we get both

[swervesfirstblaster]

earthspark soundwave after he caught megatron with optimus

[iitsnotme-123]

Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark

[iitsnotme-123]

maybe even… give them as achievements…

[iitsnotme-123]

me after creating this post:

[inthefallofasparrow]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

*gets put in a wiggler that vibrates all the microplastics out of my body*

*the microplastics take shape as an indestructible, plastic clone of myself*

[karcatgirl-vantas]

kingdom hearts

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[tbdagent]

hitting the post below with a car battery

[kedreeva]

A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.

More video at the source account!

[bogleech]

While snakes can sit still a very long time, this is some kind of hair algae (not moss!) many species of which grow in n fast moving streams, so the snake could have been fairly active and still grow an algae coat, which it will lose next time it sheds or if environmental conditions (like seasonal temps) change too much for this algae's liking :)

[aletheyass]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[littlebirdofprey]

I long to be one of those skyrim npcs that just hangs around a tavern 24/7 eating bread and starts clapping wildly whenever a bard whips out a drum

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

[tonyalmeida]

[julierthanyou]

the seriousness they brought to this, the editing, the graphics, i

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

@charpointer

[lovecorenaruto]

hating female characters for getting in the way of your mlm ship is over. it's time for hating men who get in the way of wlw ships. sasuke meet me outside

[jinchuriki]

[sunderedstar]

I'm pretty sure it's been said here before, but back up any DRM free Comixology Transformers comics you have like right now.

not only is IDW losing the Transformers license, which is ominous, Comixology and Amazon are finally merging in the worst possible way and any comics purchased through the new Comixology app or through Amazon will no longer come with DRM-free downloads. so, uh. if you want any of the comics, get them right meow, before the change hits, and download them immediately after.

I can barely find anything in their FAQ about when this will officially hit. basically - do it now, like. todayish. today is February 3, 2022, for reference, and they sent out the email about this yesterday. I really can't tell if we have more than a week or so left before they kill access but I wouldn't trust them.

[irenydraws]

so quite a lot of people expressed interest in a guide to lion dance! and since the lunar new year is coming up in a couple weeks, which means everyone’s exposure to lions is probably going to increase, i figured i’d go ahead and make it! right click + open in new tab to fullview, etc etc, i hope it’s helpful, although if you only take one thing away from this powerpoint, it’s this: lions are not dragons

disclaimer: i learned fut san style at an american university, and the senior members of the troupe were almost all from hong kong and taiwan, so most of my knowledge is drawn from what they taught me. lion dance varies widely depending on the style and the country of origin, and many schools do things differently! this is just an attempt to establish a baseline and give you a really basic intro to one of my favorite art forms. :)