#relax bro no one is taking him from you (part two)
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#relax bro no one is taking him from you (part two)
hollanov fic rec list, part FOUR (lists one, two and three here). i read too much fic. don't worry about it. also the vast majority of these are explicit this time
game day superstition explicit, 4k, oneshot. part of a series. shane has an oral fixation and takes something of ilya's before the game. this was hot AND it made me laugh
vodka cranberry explicit, 5k, oneshot. shane drops the vodka glass and almost passes out getting out of the vegas penthouse. ilya takes care of him. very good emotional hurt/comfort, treading some ground on shane's eating stuff so keep an eye out if you're sensitive to that
telepathy explicit, 4k, oneshot. ilya bottoms for shane for the first time after he wins the cup. there's some fun toys too. slightly ooc, but by god is it hot
butter soft in the moonlight explicit, 2k, oneshot. cnc AND ilya wearing leather gloves. these guys are so hot for each other that they will start a scene at the drop of a hat.
guilty pleasure SERIES. three fics, 8k total. ilya likes shane in lingerie. shane likes wearing it, and he likes ilya's reaction even more. one fic per set.
(and i want these words to) make things right 38k, explicit, incomplete. 10/11 chapters. after the 2011-2013 MHL lockout, ilya finds himself in a situation- the russian team doesn't want him returning to america. clearly, the only solution shane and ilya see is to start a secret (fake? neither of them are sure) engagement. (one of them should've thought to consult a lawyer, maybe, but what's logic in the face of two dumbasses?)
the cadence of a secret 38k, explicit, complete. soulmate au, with some magic in the background. their bond means that they can't speak out loud with or of one another, or the pain they feel while they're apart increases. they fight against it for longer than anyone else would, but they fall in love nonetheless. this sounds out of character for me and my non-soulmate hollanov agenda, BUT it's very good and i adore the thought put into it as well as their dynamics. communication is their curse and their solution, and they choose each other in a way that i LOVE to see in a soulmate au.
was it love or fear of the cold that led us through the night? explicit, 19k, complete. a remix of the tuna melt, but in different circumstances- ilya and shane get snowed in inside of shane's apartment in montreal. without the possibility of running away, the intimacy of cohabitation goes a little differently.
j'n'ai qu'une envie (c'est toi) explicit, 5k, oneshot. part of a series. omegaverse, alpha/alpha knotting fic (who cheered!!). shane's in rut, ilya gives him what he wants.
collapsed in the act of just being here explicit, 18k, oneshot. hollanov get vegas married in secret, try to annul it, torment hayden pike, and cohabitate.
hold me like your cards (close to your chest) explicit, 2k, oneshot. ilya thinks about fucking shane's tits. it becomes a reality. these two match each other's freak to an almost cute degree.
also for today's non-explicit fic, one of each rating:
the acres of the walls, the prairies of the floors gen, 1k, oneshot. yuna meets rozanov in the hospital gift shop. she hates him a little less.
interlude: the gay hockey WAGs teen, 1k, oneshot. part of a series. textfic. kip doesn't know who jane is beyond dating ilya rozanov, but they get along well regardless, even as that involves sneaking 'jane' into the admirals' WAGs group chat for moral support against the straights.
jane & lily series, two works. mature, 8k, both fics are complete. separately, montreal and boston reach out to 'lily' and 'jane' and add them to a groupchat in order to make sure their captain does their best. very funny, all these hockey players are a mess and it's great.
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Ilya Rozanov + tank tops of bisexuality
wmag "I'm going to the cottage Chateau."
ilya + shane's chest
Who knew Rozanov had such a big heart? I think he might secretly be a big softy. He does a damn good job of hiding it.
COMMON GOAL: chapter 11
heated rivalry + text posts // part three.
peak autistic behaviour, waking your boyfriend up at 5am for a business meeting to discuss the five year plan you've spent the night hyperfocusing on
and peak supportive boyfriend behaviour, to briefly grumble about it but then listen to said five year plan anyway
Ilya Rozanov's search history (insp)
+ bonus:
supporting the shane as snoopy agenda
[ilya as woodstock]
HEATED RIVALRY ⏤ 1x01 -> 1x06
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Men in Black: International (2019)
Me: *withdrawing money from the atm*
Girl Scouts posted up across the ATM: Wassup playa!!!
Me: OH SHIT!!!
Fishy agrees these are the best #vmas in a decade! #trinidemgirls #felicia
Laundry day at mom's house #fiftyshadesofgreen #crazycatlady
#tbt #crazycatlady #gilly #khalessi