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@curiousthecreature
today is not my birthday
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But what if...
The food got fat?
Admittedly, I saw an image that has spawned this thought - the idea of this gluttonous grub growing larger, fuller, greasier...
The effects of eating such will of course, have repercussions.
And it's spreading.
You won't have a choice soon.
I've kept thinking about this.
But in that way of, after being exposed to some posts on here recently, where this kind of thing could go in making someone (or some people) these huge, mega obese slobs who a walking contagion to everything around them.
It's the food though - not even that is safe from this, this, nightmare for some, and for some, soon everyone - a dream.
Imagine some survivors trying to get by in an apocalypse, one in which humanity is becoming weight gain obsessed gluttons, whose flith taints the air, the enviroment around them...
(For this kink scenario there is no way out, and for a particular type of horror movie, no way out.)
They bunker down somewhere safe, finding to their perceived luck, tinned food!
It should be safe, should be fine to eat once things calm down.
These four survivors will not be okay, as they finally crack open some cans, eat something "untainted" to keep them going for a new tomorrow. But they can't catch a break, can they? Even the risk of washing off any muck or dirt off their hands - the water could be contaminated!
But the air though. Soon as they got a mouthful in, the eyebulge moment of seeing the food grow in the can - to spit it out to find out its too late...
Even the bits on the floor seem to expand, and the taste is sooooo good! How could they help it as they start to rapidly expand and sweat, belch and fart, making a mess of their clothes - staining just as quickly as its torn, body hair growing wildly, matted with grease, the huffing noises as their brains give in to wild, bottomless hunger, able to be constantly fed until the food scraps can no longer keep up!
Soon each can is opened up, exposed to the corruption and letting these new infected to grow even further, messier, fatter, smellier - one of them in a haze of belching and burping has an "idea".
Jars are found and left with bloated, greasy contents - just as with all the other remaining rations in this place, left as temptation to other, desperate, deluded, "survivors".
Soon these hulking behemoths will leave, to join the throng of others like them and find more delicious food, bloated, swollen food that keeps up with their new appetites...
Oh shit fat art from a character I lik-
>It's AI
FUC-
"Astronomers discover sugar in space, offering hints to life’s origins"
...
So, there's kink writers who can do something with this information right?
Right?
For the first time, astrobiologists have positively identified something sweet in outer space. According to a study published today in the j
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💖 catch me if you can, suckers 💖
Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer
Whalemaid Clair
Just rethought about something with regard to July 4th, and it's sensitive nature for some people...
So if you know it's someone's birthday today, that's what today is all about.
The cookies, the beer, the pretzels, all that corn cake - you're celebrating someone's birthday today!
(While not American myself, I can also empathise that some would see today as a day to change and make better of it. Who knows exactly when, but to drive forward and fight for a better future is also just as good as thinking you're celebrating someone's big day of birth.
Strange brain idea done.)
@curiousthecreature replied to your post “You think voting with your wallet works? Let's...”:
And through you, she'll own everyone else, as you soon become a spokesperson for her vision...all without realizing either, as if of your own "free will".
You try to boycott her, thinking you can just do it as any other normal corporation.
Try to recommend some locals or mom and pop dinners, all of who she owns.
Say how good the food as those places are, way better than the corporate slop they are selling now, not realizing it tastes more similar than you think.
There is a loss of understanding, and the struggle you have to find out where it went wrong is so difficult.
Another forkful of food helps.
Your friends are getting larger, regardless of buying from those stores, those restaurants you recommended.
Another mouthful. You chew on your thoughts.
Families have gotten larger, and have been even buying from those problematic stores, those bad restaurants, as a result of those places you recommended being unable to keep up with demand.
What hurts most is the lies. You cram another mouthful in, feeling your breathing quicken and your heart race.
"They tastes just as good as each other!"
You know that's rubbish! They must be sneaking in the other food!
It can't be because of you...
The pain washes away as you guzzle a 4 litre "organic" soda, the troublesome ideas and thoughts melting away.
There's always tomorrow to try again to reason with everyone.
Would you trust
*googles names*
Toyota Kasumi after she appears on stage with a fast food uniform and sings about how good it is to eat fast food with friends ?
Reblog if you’re into XWG (extreme weight gain)
Sooo guess what.
FeedeeMedia is owned by a management company. Among other things I’m sure, they’re basically looking to automate model interactions, aka you’ll be talking to AI in DMs and not real people. They’ve paid to hide their owner name, they’ve built themselves an entire platform with AI slop, this is round 2 with the same exact design they’ve used before. They’re using models photos without permission to advertise. They don’t have age verification which means there are more than likely minors on both the website and the discord. Theyre offering paid promos to white models and begging for free promos from black models. They’ve only been online for a month. Mind you myself and a few others connected the dots a few days ago.
Starting up a website that’s kink forward without any of the safety guards in place is asinine. There’s no safety in a community that’s put together with slop.
But what if...
The food got fat?
Admittedly, I saw an image that has spawned this thought - the idea of this gluttonous grub growing larger, fuller, greasier...
The effects of eating such will of course, have repercussions.
And it's spreading.
You won't have a choice soon.
Non binary ? No problem !
Pose (March 2026)
'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'
bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?
tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'