As Yet Untitled

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[batfleckgifs]

BEN AFFLECK Jan 04 2024

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ryan-sometimes]

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

[theweight]

i hate when people are like oh ‘adult’ fiction sucks it’s all about divorce like first of all no it isnt and second of all divorce is awesome

[owlservice]

Britain in Crisis: The UK Faces a Steep Climb Out of a Deep Hole

Food shortages, moldy apartments, a lack of medical workers: The United Kingdom is facing a perfect storm of struggle, and millions are slid

[owlservice]

To be sure, after two years of pandemic and one year of war, the rest of Europe isn’t doing particularly well either. But nowhere is the feeling of having "lost the future" stronger than in Britain, according to the public opinion pollsters from Ipsos. In 2008, the year of the banking and financial crisis, 12 percent of people in the UK believed that their children would be worse off than them. Now, that number is 41 percent, Ipsos has found.

[owlservice]

Hunger has been the focus of numerous recent stories coming out of the United Kingdom. Stories about a government that was planning on making cuts to the school dinners program before a football star intervened. About how even UNICEF stepped in to help feed children in a country with the sixth largest economy in the world. And about the skyrocketing popularity of Asian instant noodles, popular because they are filling and cheap, and because they take almost no time to cook – a huge advantage given that spiking energy prices have made electricity unaffordable for many Britons.

Indeed, in addition to the almost 3,000 food banks in the country – more than three times the number found in the much larger country of Germany – facilities in the UK like churches, museums, public libraries and schools opened up "warm banks" around the country this winter. The needy can also go to baby banks to pick up free diapers and formula, bedding banks for mattresses and down comforters, and fuel banks to receive vouchers for coin-operated gas and electric meters. The Blue Cross also introduced the country’s first pet-food banks this winter so that people with nothing could at least keep their dogs and cats.

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I don’t get it

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

oh I get it

[rylandgraces]

The Banshees of Inisherin 2022, dir. Martin McDonagh

[pissmoon]

You guys need some healthy dose of music guy elitism snobbery actually its so annoying seeing people in their 20s unironically calling shit like Taylor Swift 'goth girl music' 'weird ferals hoe scaring music' without a hint of embarassement. Literally u deserve a bunch of rym pretentious dudebros to kidnap u to explain the difference between grindcore and powerviolence for 12hrs straight for this clownery i cant take it anymore

[pissmoon]

This post is from ages ago but i regret saying tswift (was trying to be as hyperbolic as possible) instead of mcr/mother mother because all these picrew icons who keep reblogging it dont realize its about them exactly sorry bitch ur taste in music isn't weird or unique and you are way too fucking old to be acting like this

[snoopyisbisexual]

what universe do you live in where mcr isn't alternative music

[glossyjpegs]

would you like me to explain the difference between powerviolence and grindcore for 12 hours?

[barry2018-2023]

breaking bad is crazy bc it's five seasons of unending horrors and u watch it like "well. he could have just not done all that"

[barry2018-2023]

[a-quietdream]

Mad Men S02x12 (The Mountain King)

[lesbianrey]

reddit childfree people are lowkey kinda fascist. ‘we want childfree airplanes’ ok children and mothers/parents caring for children are still humans in society who deserve rights so put on your noise cancelling headphones and stop being an antisocial freak

[lesbianrey]

btw there is a distinct difference between not wanting kids of your own and resenting society and public spaces for sometimes accommodating vulnerable people. i was kinda being dramatic about fascism here but also if you take some of these ideas far enough you do end up with a very cruel & unintegrated society which prioritizes order at the expense of vulnerable people, such as those with disabilities and yes also children.

[occhiofino]

[animeshittalk]

imagine getting this review

[weaver-z]

Say what you will about Quentin Tarantino but I think about his improv Top Gun monologue incredibly frequently

[weaver-z]

Quentin what did you mean by any of this

[notkatniss]

[nepofledgling]

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

[nepofledgling]

don’t know if I can defend myself against this one