Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living

Bostonian. Librarian. Nasty Woman.

[blond-shell]

#a disaster

[silence-and-grandeur]

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

[memescomedy]

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[redlipstickresurrected]

Sue Sareen (British, b. Merseyside, England, based Nottingham, England) - 1: Cheerful Cat Rufford  2: Sleepy Cat  3: Curled Up Cat  Drawings

[pooh-and-friends]

RARE PICTURES OF EEYORE SMILING

[castielsteenwolf]

Good post OP

[iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins]

reblog for good luck and happiness

[dwight-schrutes]

happy columbus day :)

[bifacts]

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

[bifacts]

The eve is upon us. Light your candles. Sharpen your teeth. Prepare.

[princesconsuela]

moodboard

[harrystylesdaily]

Harry Styles returns in a new Gucci Tailoring campaign shot by Glen Luchford in the gardens of Villa Lante outside of Rome.

[rosewater1997]

where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies 

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[poppiesandperfection]

let’s see what happens ✨

[great-tweets]

I feel SEEN.

[maximumsunshine]

In which the spouse and I both realize we’re vindictive southern belles. 

[mg-xcitement]

Falsettos as John Mulaney quotes

Marvin: “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I behave and have walked and talked for the past 28 years.”

Whizzer: “Excuse me. I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I’m new in town.”

Trina: “Well… you know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it. So… eggs.”

Mendel: “I’ve been nervous for 35 years.”

Jason: “You know when you’re 12 and you’re like, ‘No one look at me or I’ll kill myself’?”

Charlotte: “I try to stay a little optimistic, even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”

Cordelia: “My wife is a bitch and I like her so much!”

[dailyotter]

Otters Touch Noses

Via OtterBeginner

[ronanwazlib]

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

[everythings-onfirebut-itsfine]

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

[thickthighsnbigdreams]

I am HERE for this.

[pissedandpunk-deactivated202012]

Sirius escapes Azkaban and is united with Harry and joins the Order:

[novacorps]

Sirius: My cousin Bellatrix?

[the-love-of-reblog]

Someone mentions Severus Snape at all:

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE