I am the one who stole the cursed gnome, mom

I'm not a bitch, I'm shy. But I'm also a bitch.

[franzkafkagf]

not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.

[retrogamingblog2]

[cursed-gnome]

Correct. :(

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[sky2fall]

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cursed-gnome]

Here for the magic frame.

[watches-and-windchimes]

48 or 50?

Favourite special interest related items?

My periodic tables, the standard one and the one I designed in Sherman's Circular Gallifreyan

Also these two embroideries from @sapphic--nerd

[rapidhighway]

[charlesoberonn]

Miette is the magic ladybug superhero girl right?

[loopylucky]

No, that’s Marinette. Miette is a measurement of time equal to sixty seconds.

[corvidspectre]

No, that’s minute. Miette is another name for a puppet, and a character from five nights at freddies

[fourthwingingit-deactivated2026]

No that’s a marionette Miette is what you put on your hands when it’s cold

[acecartoonplatypus]

No those are mittens, Miette is a song by Electric Light Orchestra that plays at the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy 2, among its presence in other films

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you MEME miette? you compare her to marvel? oh! oh! jail for tumblr! jail for tumblr for One Thousand Years!!!!

[normalhumanparanoia]

2021 is really Italy’s hot girl summer huh

[ovopack]

拝殿前

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[mumblesplash]

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[mostlysignssomeportents]

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

[something-from-elsewhere]

Oooooh! Saving this

[lady-feral]

That’s fun

[vesperlionheart]

Hey, but don’t fall asleep on this Medieval Fantasy City Generator   

[cursed-gnome]

Why do people always ask for nudes?

I mean, I'm more of a landscape painter.

[cursed-gnome]

Over the bench the goat lives.

Under the bench the goat dies.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was sitting across from my cat at a distorted version of my dining room table. My cat was wearing a monocle and bow tie, drinking tea from my tea set, and speaking with a transatlantic accent. He told me he had created this dream, and he was only able to talk to me when I was dreaming. I said, “I though you were just a normal cat,” and he replied, “I am an ordinary house pet, but I’m also a gentleman and a being of darkness,” and then I woke up.

[cursed-gnome]

I used to touch things

A lot

Before I had to wear gloves.

I used to smell the spicies

To taste the grapes

Before I had to wear a mask

I used to never be able to tell who said hi to me from the opposite side of the road.

Now no one does.

I used to say outloud how much I enjoyed spending time alone.

Until I had no one to listen to me.

[sosuperawesome]

Olga Kim on Instagram

[cursed-gnome]

I'm not even a real person.

Just an extremely weird origami.