Magnus Archives characters as weird quotes from my friends
Taking inspiration from @morallygrayautisticscientist’s post for Spop characters!
Jon: “It’s a hard life being a McDonald’s paper napkin on the freeway…”
Martin: “What’s wrong with you? And by you, I mean me.”
Tim: “Are you a cat boy or a cat man?”
Sasha: “Would Cthulhu be accepting of queers?”
Daisy: “I will improvise violence.”
Basira: “Am I suggesting homicide? Maybe. But will it fix the problem? Also maybe.”
Georgie: “I’m humble, but I’m beautiful and kind.”
Melanie: “I wanna ask why your face is so punchable. That’s what I wanna know.”
Elias: “It’s less about being patronizing, and more about causing deep psychological scars.”
Peter Lukas: “Tax evasion? I hardly know her.”
Helen Distortion: “I don’t lie, I tell truths with a little twist!”
Michael Distortion: “I’m not like the other girls, I’m a hallucination.”
Jane Prentiss: “He doesn’t have what it takes to be with a millipede like me”
Nikola: “And off goes his skin!!”
To be cont!












