spooky princess

bailey jay.real life vampira with a dick.I AM NOT BAILEY. THIS IS A ROLE PLAY BLOG. DO NOT FOLLOW IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF BELONG TO THE WORLD RPG. PORN BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED.

[curseofthebailey]

he smoked all my weed and fell asleep on my couch. franceschifails come collect your child.

[fakingyouth-deactivated20150201]

Nothing infuriates me more when someone says “you’re cute for a black guy” or “you’re cute for an Asian guy” like excuse me I’m sorry my race isn’t that attractive or to your taste. I didn’t know my skin color determined if I was attractive or not.

[curseofthebailey]

i went and got my sperm frozen yesterday. it was a really awkward experience for everyone involved. they asked me if i preferred men or women and when i said men they gave me this gay porn magazine to jerk off to. the women working there were very very confused.

[curseofthebailey]

chewbacca has made himself comfortable. i think he likes max more than me. han is nowhere to be found.

[dreamconversations]

"Come to me my luscious wife—oh she of skin so pale, eyes so black, and dress cut down to Venezuela—"

[hanukkahlewinsky]

is this what having a penis is like 

[unhollywood-blog]

Tusk (2014)

[curseofthebailey]

i am spending christmas in bed watching horror movies.

on that subject: do you ever watch a horror movie so fucked up that it sort of makes you think about your life and how its led up to you watching a film about a man turning another man into a walrus

[oprahsbees]

Cry-Baby (1990)

[curseofthebailey]

// IF I HAD A DIME FOR EVERY TIME I REPLIED TO SOMEONE'S POST ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT.

[curseofthebailey]

browsing etsy for work clothes, found a pair of sequin eyeball pasties. in soviet russia, boobs stare at you.

[profeminist]

#GirlPower

“Girls Rule" by Anna Iwanuch  

[curseofthebailey]

the shorts are unzipped because i am bloated, not to imply sex. thank you.

[curseofthebailey]

doing an unfollow/refollow don't mind me

[curseofthebailey]

i made the most incredible tres leches cake. god bless my mexican grandmother and her recipe book. this further proves my only talents are sucking dick and cooking.

[munstersmatter]

Finished from earlier, I only got a good photo sent to my phone a lil bit ago. “I sometimes feel that I’m impersonating the dark unconscious of the whole human race. I know this sounds sick, but I love it.”

[munstersmatter]

I still don’t have enough tattoos clearly. 😎

[curseofthebailey]

i am CRYING this is the greatest tattoo of all time oh my god i'm in love