Hopeful writer

Fandom life and hyperfixations with vaguely tagged posts

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[bridgyrose]

@melonishus

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

am i having a stroke

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[archesa]

[marlinspirkhall]

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

[taken-aurally]

It’s years before anyone explains it to him.

[thetimetostrikeislater]

People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.

[thetimetostrikeislater]

[whetstonefires]

The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. That’s a word, it’s his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, they’re putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.

It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.

Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.

[thesaltofcarthage]

Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).

And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.

The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down. 

Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city. 

And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families. 

There’s no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride. 

[shinobicyrus]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AT LAST

For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.

Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying “You appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the ‘bean-bag-chair,’ we can discuss the source of your distress.”

A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldn’t get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.

Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldn’t get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they’d have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.

Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids he’d helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.

And he’d probably remember them too. “Welcome back, Eliza.”

[departmentq]

“…Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so logically happiness must slow it down…”

Will reblog every time it crosses my dash 🖖🏾

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (November 14th, 2020)

[marlinspirkhall]

Periodic reminder that the compiled tag I use on AO3 is “Stork The Vulcan (fanon)” and so far there are 5 fics featuring him:

Heed The Stork

There’s Always A Chance and

Not Logical by MarlinSpirkHall (hi)

What Stork Brings by AfterIWake @mousedetective

One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale @android-and-ale

Various iterations of this thread ^ have also been bookmarked under the tag for future reference 🖖

[marlinspirkhall]

Happy world adoption day :)

[marlinspirkhall]

Happy world foster day :3

[tieflingkisser]

[delicatefury]

And this is why I’m putting Windows 10 on my new PC.

[jellycaustic]

It's in windows 10 too :( I just checked my system and had to turn it off.

Time & Language > Language > Spelling, typing, & keyboard settings > "How AI has helped you" Typing Insights

[cathedralofeternalradiance]

Gw2blr a humble community post for ye!

Your Commander in screenshots vs your Commander in art

[archesa]

Some love for characters I've ignored too long! (I still love you, my darlings, I promise!😭🥰)

Art by the lovely and incredibly talented @the-elven-star

Art still by the lovely @the-elven-star !

[cathedralofeternalradiance]

Gw2blr a humble community post for ye!

Your Commander in screenshots vs your Commander in art

[cathedralofeternalradiance]

Might as well do my own prompt 💅

Screenshot vs art (done by the ever amazing @hanseelie)

[lannegarrett]

[questions-about-blorbos]

Would your Blorbo survive reading a smut fanfic about themself?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 4, 2024

This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send the situation (in which you want to see a Blorbo) to our inbox and we’ll make a poll for you where people can vote if they think their Blorbos would survive said situation.

[therealpactcommander]

well

[ste-llajo]

Except Gale would say please

[thedorkurge]

I know I've said this before but it's still wild to me that some people have beef with Gortash' design. They gave us texture, they gave us silhouette, they gave us a smug face with scars and signs of age that tell a story, they gave us devil and dragon imagery and uneven laces to headcanon about. They gave us big brown eyes. They gave us a fancy cane and cunty gestures. What more could you possibly ask for?

Like do you know how basic and unappealing he would have been if he had a generic pretty boy face with a fuckboy haircut? We have a thousand guys like that. This guy? This guy is perfect.

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[enver-gortash]

[sorkel]

Minor spoilers up to living world season 4:

Thinking about how everyone agreed Trahearne should lead the Pact, and how funny that is. I get that he was a neutral party respected by all of the Orders for his expertise in Orr. But, they still gave a 23 year old with little combat experience (he admits in dialogue that he rarely engaged the risen) authority over an entire military.

His entire life beforehand was him running off to Orr. The Lion Guard who have seen him when he stops at Claw Island found him to be very creepy. Everyone saw this asocial nerd and went "that one please." And I absolutely love him for it.

Also, since I've already mentioned how much of a nerd Trahearne is, I'm going to add this: Taimi and Trahearne never actually interact on screen (afaik). However, during LW4, Taimi is the one who identifies the poem in Jahai Bluffs as Trahearne's favorite. There's only a brief period near the end of LW2 where these two could have interacted. That implies that Trahearne will just take any opportunity he can to talk about Orr (he's just like me fr).

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[mentalhellonline]

[robotmango]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

[berlynn-wohl]

hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

[sumisahirat]

Against the Corruption I recently went back to playing @guildwars2 and had to draw my favourite salad boi, Trahearne 💚