here comes the goon squad

B. 30s. semper ubi sub ubi.

[milkandvoid]

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Kumail Nanjiani says, "I remember that being, like, my best task so far." Joel Dommett says eagerly, "I just love that you just used sheer fucking force. Like, yeargh! You are a real life super hero. It's so good to be close to you." Kumail leans forward laughing and hiding his face behind his hands. End ID.]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[king-baelor]

BAELOR BREAKSPEAR ⋆ A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[halfcourts]

Loving The Timberwolves When They’re Good (Or Bad) - Hanif Abdurraqib for The New Yorker

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[historicaltimes]

Preacher on an English nudist beach / England, 1974

via reddit

[soymoss]

knighty night

[joyflameball]

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

[peachfromcmbyn]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[peachfromcmbyn]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[formlab]

Shifting Tides, Anton Elfilter