There's joy just around the corner, I can feel it

Elvira, 25, bisexual, New Yorker stuck in Los Angeles. I'm only really on here like twice a week because law school owns my life. Pronouns: She/Her/Hers For more information / if you like my face.

[hadtochangemyurlquick]

[emoceanman]

me: is fine being single, understands i am still capable of love, is in no rush, doesn’t like relationships that much

stupid brain:

[hashtagloveloses]

John Mulaney is the only bitch I respect on this earth

[chavdog]

We really need to start making older men AFRAID of seeing girls in their late teens as potential partners.

‘But she’s so emotionally mature’

No NONCE she ain’t!!!!! ‘Emotionally mature’ compared to what? She’s a baby!!! Her willingness to carry YOUR bullshit and nurse your ego is not emotional maturity!

Men are just scared to date women their own age bc they are so transparently fucking pathetic and selfish and utterly undesirable and know that women w more life experience will recognise those things about them immediately. Fucking losers

[kenzodiazepine]

[synqra]

[cute-and-caffeinated]

Every time I’m about to go back to northern Virginia I wish that I would have gone to DC for law school and stayed in the area, but then when I’m actually in northern Virginia I get really turned off by all the vast open space and am happy to be returning to my cramped metropolis after all, but still being close enough to visit and receive visits from all my college franz

[lovefortv]

[kohlrabae-deactivated20170524]

[bob-belcher]

[thepowerofblackwomen]

A movie about Viola Davis because her life deserves to be known

“The only picture I have of my childhood is the picture of me in kindergarten, I have this expression on my face — it’s not a smile, it’s not a frown. I swear to you, that’s the girl who wakes up in the morning and who looks around her house and her life saying, ‘I cannot believe how God has blessed me.’ “ 

“I would jump in trash bins with maggots looking for food, and I would steal from the corner store because I was hungry, I never had any kids come to my house because my house was a condemned building, it was boarded up, it was infested with rats. I was one of those kids who were poor and knew it.” 

“I was the kind of poor where I knew right away I had less than everyone around me. We had nothing, I cannot believe my life, I just can’t, I’m so blessed. I would jump in trash bins with maggots looking for food, and I would steal from the corner store because I was hungry, I never had any kids come to my house because my house was a condemned building, it was boarded up, it was infested with rats. I was one of those kids who were poor and knew it.”

“It became a motivation as opposed to something else — the thing about poverty is that it starts affecting your mind and your spirit because people don’t see you, I chose from a very young age that I didn’t want that for my life. And it very much has helped me appreciate and value the things that are in my life now because I never had it. A yard, a house, great plumbing, a full refrigerator, things that people take for granted, I don’t.”

“I first envisioned myself as an actor after I watched Cicely Tyson in The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman when I was a child.”

“It wasn’t until then that I had a visual manifestation of the target I wanted to hit, It also gave me hope for the future and a different life for myself, she helped me have a very specific drive of how I was going to crawl, walk, run from that environment.”

“I became an artist, and thank God I did, because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live a life,” 

[liaability]

everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting

[liaability]

once i remember why i was mad in the first place, it’s over for you hoes

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

[avvocarlo]

gonna time travel back to the middle ages so I can have some fun eating wormy gruel and hopefully top off the entire experience by getting stabbed in the stomach over a dispute about a couple of coins

[avvocarlo]

sounds dope

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

i went to an art gallery for the first time yesterday and there was a long ass monkey on the floor and now i feel cursed

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

imagine walking into an art gallery for the first time in your life and seeing this

[rickrude-deactivated20231031]

Annoying everyone with my new obsession

[cute-and-caffeinated]

I’m so tired of being so lonely, but I’ll keep doing it for as long as I have to if it means I get to have you at the end, if it means that you’ll move back to New York and you’ll give this a real shot, like you said you wanted to.

[sizvideos]

[nopizza]

He committed to how pissed off he was

[cocochineal]

I love how petty this is

[quiet--batpeople]

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

[doing-talking]

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

[gjallarmoth]

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

[wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever]

My kind of justice!