[freelancedumbass]

[pyaarisms]

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

[thatstupidache]

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

[sevenelevenprophet]

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that some alcohol has a pear inside the bottle

How did it get in there? Like this of course

Bottles are slid over young fruits and tied to the trunk for stability. This makes them very difficult to care for and frankly the goofiest looking pear tree I’ve ever seen but am I going to buy a bottle of this just to stare at it? Probably.

[tobreakandblossom]

of course, this is exactly the same method that’s used for ships in bottles too

[knightlybutch]

butch4butch couples… and they are both knights. thank you.

[transgenderization]

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

[dabmoji]

Straight girls in a gay bar

[emi1y]

this is your sign to not become catholic ☺️

[inertblue]

my friend told me it was fat bear week!!!

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[fruitblush]

Prints

[momosweetpeach]

“Meaningful”

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[vapingbaby]

[mugitakonomi]

playful eevee

[bishopinblue]

I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.

[bishopinblue]

I'm actually gonna cry over these crabs.....

[kalybaly]

In case anyone was curious what they looked like!

[hatepotion]

subway girls 

[flagellant]

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

[orange-marzipan]

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[chocolatina]

holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman

[prontaentrega]

Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

[impatentpending]

my wife divorced me for a villain >>> a villain killed my wife