boi

[happyist]

[sheepb1t]

[beardedmrbean]

Infinite Garfield generator

[insidemycar]

[mancydrew]

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

[puncromancer]

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[mxnrique]

vision: there is a way to defeat thanos… but i would have to die in the process.

literally me and everyone in the movie theater:

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[bgm05]

love this egg carton in Detroit: Become Human

[skulldrops]

Mom said it’s my turn to play the eggs box

[localstarboy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Smash or pass Fiona from shrek

pass out of respect for shrek

[pussylipgloss]

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

[woodmeat]

stop!!!

[woodmeat]

wait a minute

[woodmeat]

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

You’ve done really well, friend! Keep it up! 💖

[great-tweets]

cursed level over 9000

[the-smiling-pony]

Holy shit

[shounenchild]

I’M UGLY LAUGHING RN

[kai-keda]

my god

[bluejettyy-deactivated20220927]

This is both unnerving and hilarious

[negiwoman]

@timidsavage

[choclatemalk]

@kwantsu

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[ommanyte]

when you’re watching your 514th vine compilation video and there’s a vine you haven’t seen before

[zootycoon-archive]

the doctors said i have to have my gamer gland removed :(

[regularlesbian]

f

[kaptainandy]

f

[movedtowerescientist]

f

[marlowe-orion-basset]

f

[bird400-deactivated20250118]

f

[zootycoon-archive]

Can someone explain this to me, i just got out of surgery