[kalachakran]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[victorlincolnpine]

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

[parrot-parent]

DIVERSITY WIN!

[oneheadtoanother]

[punkitt-is-here]

so I had an interesting time yesterday

[therobinflieseast]

[t4timekeeper]

[spindle-and-nima]

A small update on the grubbies: they are now extra beepy and have fur!

[wizardshark]

I like your popcorn

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[hollowedskin]

[iambowman-deactivated20191219]

Would you care for some refreshments?

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-

[thebibliosphere]

Babysitting my niece and nephew and my niece informed me I’m not real.

For context we were looking at a photo of her other aunt, and she said, “that’s my auntie” and I said “yeah, just like me,” and she thought about it for a while and said, “only sometimes.”

Upon further explanation, it turns out you can’t be a real if you’re a witch. Not a real auntie. Real.

My status as Aunt Spooky has officially been upgraded to cryptid.

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[seobot]

[gvalesdraws]

here i abandon my own self

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[jerreeeeeee]

an important thing to note is that although taako is both gay and lup’s best friend, he is not her gay best friend. kravitz is her gay best friend. she says something along the lines of “kravitz is the gay best friend i never had” and taako gets all offended like what are you talking about?? i’m your gay best friend. you’ve had a gay best friend your entire life. you were literally born with a gay best friend. and she’s like no you’re not. you’re my lameass gay brother its different. kravitz is bitchy and into drama and fashion. when i ask what kravitz thinks about how i look he gives me actual good advice and gasses me up while doing it. you have a mullet. the other night i asked if you wanted to watch drag race and you said no i want to watch masterchef and you made me watch masterchef. and taako’s like you love masterchef and we had a great time. and lup is like yes i do and we did but that’s not my point

[internet]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[parrot-parent]

Her allergies.....

[Video description: Cusita, and African grey parrot, standing on a perch. Behind the camera, I fake a sneeze. After a second, Cusita does a much more impressive fake sneeze, including bobbing her head. I say good girl and give her a sunflower seed. We repeat the trick once more.]