[your-sunshine-future]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[victorlincolnpine]

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[astarlingdiscovery]

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended onJul 19

[rotten--sweets]

All this speculation surrounding whether Mitch McConnell is dead or alive is exactly what will happen when Trump dies. Right now people are debating whether AI created the photo of Mitch. Republicans will try to drag out Trump’s existence as long as they possibly can, and with AI they can make it seem like he’s alive long after he’s dead.

[astralbondpro]

UHF (1989) // Dir. Jay Levey (Written by: “Weird Al” Yankovic and Jay Levey)

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.

[ahedderick]

This is the most beautiful scientific diagram I've ever seen.

Also a great example of why pink is a tint of red, but also a completely different color. Erbium? Neodymium? So beautiful.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.

[thequeeninyellowlace]

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[shirimoto]

[ot3]

ok. now that everyone has some distance from it. lets revisit one of the most hot button issues of 2025

the last judge blasted steps runback

truly unforgivable game design

pissed me off but i forgive team cherry

i have no strong opinion

i enjoy it from a design or gameplay perspective

i am the worlds biggest fan of the last judge runback

i haven't played silksong button

Voting ended onJul 15

[astarlingdiscovery]

Playing Phasmophobia with my buddy

Ghost throws a picture frame at me

Lands face down

I pick it up: doggy :)

I take the picture of the dog back to the truck and drop it on the ground

Wait a sec. It is a different picture now?

Image in the frame starts flipping back and forth