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Carly|25|NE,US|♈

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

on the commission grindset

you know exactly what this is gonna be

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oof ow owie my wrist lol

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

lil update for yall! the new mexico flag icon and lil teapot are requests by the commissioner ( @that-one-binch) in particular

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

IT IS COMPLEEEETTTEEE

I know I said I probably won't be making this into a print but. I'll scan it thru anyways and if it doesn't cause massive complications on the digital cleanup I'll reconsider releasing it as a print in november

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️

me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.

five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering

the highwayman: I’m the highwayman

[straightboyfriend]

[areus-in-a-little-cave]

[twigsinthecountry]

[the-cookie-dino]

The same guy who wrote Fireflies. This is the same guy

[dragontatoes]

After being a fan for decade I can confirm that this is just what his social media is. Dude made a song for a rabbit he saw outside. Dude posted about a set of metal measuring cups that sound good when he clanks them together. You don’t want to know what he tweeted when he was on ambien

[welele]

[rostbef]

[speciesofleastconcern]

[jrgdrawing-real]

Do you see your little red house?

[quicksillver]

[image: the eye test (autorefractor) image of a small house in the distance surrounded by a bright green field and bright blue sky except the house is on fire]

[stay-the-knight]

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

[funny-tik-toks]

[zoesupreme]

the student loan forgiveness application site just went live btw

[bluesturngold]

you're a lifesaver :')

here's the link:

https://studentaid.gov/debt-relief/application

[faggothankhill]

he has the fucking chaos emeralds

[wintercorrybriea]

[vergak]

so i got top surgery. super great. but it turns out im built like the worms from Men in Black. decidedly not so great.

Transmasc swag unlimited true form

[just-cute-thoughts]

I used to pretend to be these guys, I thought they were so cool (cis man here)

[vergak]

Now THIS is allyship

[ex-riddlecats]

average 12yo girl

[cutejellies]

haven't posted on here in a hot min. this is a smallish personal update, mostly a rant

got diagnosed with breast cancer in early december (which has been going fine, i start chemo in a few weeks), but i just got a call from my oncologist saying i have two more potential spots in my body after looking at my PET scan

they might also be nothing (one of the spots was where my hip hurt and could just be from it being inflamed), but i am just. sad. like, i was finally feeling less scared and more hopeful, and now i'm just going to be paralyzed from fear again until i get tested and have results

fuck, dude.

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

twitch chat loves bastard idiots