Sunfish-ive And Bream-able

Megan | 28 | she/her | icon by @skypiea! | on Twitter and AO3 with the same username | No I'm not trading this URL

[paddingtonbears-deactivated2021]

me when i definitely don’t have plany off time: oobh i got plany off time

[amidalas]

Goodness gracious it's been a minute since I've been on here

[tpwrtrmnky]

girls with adhd playing long rpgs like "i am overwhelmed by the state of the save file i left off with last time my attention arbitrarily fell onto this game. time to start from scratch."

[tpwrtrmnky]

"yeah i fucking love this game. i've bought it on console and pc, and then the remaster too. i have no idea how it ends, i only get 40% of the way through the main story each time"

[crochethub]

My sister made a jellyfish for me freehand. So cute! by Former-Party5850

[gogigagengi]

the valley is in fall 🍂

be sure to prepare well for winter!

[bintro]

[slitherpunk]

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

[jessbeeandthehive]

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?

[mariobrojr]

Need to clean my keyboard, got a dust bunny problem

[dehydratedlydia]

A typical 'gamer' engaged in an act of intellectual stimulation known as 'gaming'

[ot3]

which desperate for notes behavior is more annoying

"[x] people better reblog this btw" at the end of a Hot Take

"posts that have 10k to me" "DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!" but not disabling reblogs

Voting ended onApr 5, 2025

[ot3]

when i made this post i thought to myself 'do i need a third option to leave the floor open for other obnoxious attentionwhoring' and then i thought to myself, again, no, im good. but my foresight has failed me because this poll hasn't even been up for 20 minutes and i already got hit with one of these on the dashboard

[dorothylarouge]

[luckeyzs]

see him schmoove

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend is a preschool teacher and he was asking two boys what their dads jobs were. One of the boys said, “my dad poops on the toilet all day.” and my bf was like. Ok. And then the other boy said “i don’t know what my dads job is but he sleeps naked!” And my boyfriend is like. Ok forget I asked

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]

[despazito]

Big day for deranged evangelical freaks

[xeansicemane]

I know, intellectually, that modern american christianity has absolutely nothing to do with the ideal concept of the church - but there is quite literally something in the bible about not doing this. Like this exact precise thing. This is an idol that is detracting worship from the lord.

[thememedaddy]

[fastest-punslinger-in-the-west]

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

[quaggly]

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it