Just random things

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[konoko]

[jarnt8]

Never theonk agian

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico)

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[escuerzoresucitado]

[theriu]

OP you made the replacement text look SO AUTHENTIC how did you DO that good job

[liminalbeauty]

I love you folks so much. How do you find these perfect combinations?

[landscapearchitecture]

Tokyo’s subway system is arguably one of the most complex in the world. The map itself can be an immediate turn-off for any unfamiliarized straphangar. But exactly how do all these lines run underground, overlapping as they carry hundreds of thousands of passengers each day?

Tokyo University graduate student Takatsugu Kuriyama decided to answer that question be recreating an accurate three-dimensional model of Tokyo’s lifeline by using multi-colored tubes strung with wire. Different color liquids pulsate throughout all 18 lines, creating a staggering picture of what goes on below the streets of Tokyo every day.

[tramampoline]

I just drew Toronto’s in Paint in under 30 seconds

[redacted-redd]

Unnecessary update of the Toronto line since 2013

[bimmyjimmy]

I feel like sometimes he purposely plays up the plushi-ness

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Oh he knows exactly what he’s doing

[feefal]

Little Red Amanita🍄 Riding hood’s more sinister cousin

For week two of Funguary, theme: Fairytale

[feefal]

Process!

[ilovemywife103947]

can anyone help me with showijg tbis to a european as fast as possible

[diabonoquarto]

hi european here. what the fuck is that

[ilovemywife103947]

🎇🎆🎇

UNCONTESTED

DIVORCE $399

SPOUSE’S SIGNATURE NOT REQUIRED

🎆🎇🎆

(plus court fees)

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[a-rebellious-waffle]

oh cool the UK government covered up a spike in trans youth suicides after they restricted trans care.

prosecute everyone in that fucking government for murder.

[humanfist]

Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up

A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England

[crabussy]

I missed the Great Tumblr Outage because I was out strolling through the city in a stupid gay outfit with my lovely friend drinking iced drinks in the summer sun. always log off ❤️

[crabussy]

fuck I can't even pretend. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. you all had fun on tumblr down detector without me. I can't believe it. I wish I had been there frantically refreshing the page but noooo. I just HAD to be out looking for books and eating ramen. WHATEVER

[momotech764]

THIS FUCKING VIDEO MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME OF THE TUNGSTEN D20 HE BOUGHT

[momotech764]

bonus: some screenshots of our discord conversation about it

[not-a-choice]

In case anyone was wondering how much “a lot” is:

Tungsten - Boulder 55mm True Metal Dice

Large and in Charge. Designed with the utmost attention to details, the Norse Foundry Boulder® D20 metal dice is the ideal addition to your

[angelbumbum]

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

[angelbumbum]

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[grinchlybear]

Have you ever seen a cat white knuckling something before?

[iguanamouth]

Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

[iguanamouth]

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[little-grey-dowitcher]

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

[little-grey-dowitcher]

“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.

“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.

“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.

“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.

“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.

[little-grey-dowitcher]

A lot of people were also never told “no” as children and the consequences of that manifest in similar ways. Learn to be ok with being told “no.” You’re not gonna die if you don’t get your way in every single situation ever.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hell-in-a-handbasket1]

@biffan