[vampiresdontsleep]

[autismfox]

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

[thenyanguardparty]

[gaymonument]

Put that belly away sir

[amateur]

I love the raccoon's reactions when they're caught.

[legendary-scholar-deactivated20]

Fireflies photograph in trees with long time exposure.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

[pansyfemme]

im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

[luisonte]

Pero buatefack

[7thedisasterdyke]

[catboy-joyfriend]

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

[herblesbians]

some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta

[thepersonalquotes]

i need to you only save money live once ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\

[lonely-gfd-cutie]

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.

[disasterbiindisguise]

[lovewithagirl]

[image description: a screenshot of a tumblr reply by @/hebrohammer that reads as follows:

“Please, Mr. Toy was my father. Call me Boy.” /end description]

[thedankmemes]

[konoko]

[arfifteenth]

Felt

[stuckinapril]

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

[stuckinapril]

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

[ad-wills]

[gim777-deactivated20250623]

I have two moods.

1. Constant panic and worryng about every little detail

2. It is what it is

[anthenia]

me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore

[stars-bean]

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis