weird dog(wo)man in your phone

Icon ID: A small, derpy figurine of Rockruff the Pokémon. Rockruff is a brown, dog-like Pokémon with a fluffy tail and spiky ruff around its neck. End ID.

[cutepuppytransservicedog]

hello im lucky. it pronouns. 20 earth years old but spiritually a one year old dog. url inspired by this post i reblog dead animals with the tag #dead animals (yes even if its just one). block this tag if you dont want to see dead animals i reblog porn/nsft without tags. do not follow if uncomfortable with that

[anarcoyote]

life was made for smoking weed with a bunch of beautiful transsexuals

[frogophiliacs]

uhh, miss? your princess just peed on my carpet :/

[maidslime]

ill rub its face in the puddle and punish it accordingly

[studentofetherium]

"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time

[studentofetherium]

this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame

[loud-triangle-thoughts]

Reblog if you have incestuous desires about your friends

[cutepuppytransservicedog]

UGH

[dragongirlbunny]

my hands are too shaky to safely handle a needle and even if that weren't the case i am also way too anxious and scared of needles to self-inject. i would need someone else to do the injections for me

[dragongirlbunny]

*notably heavier breathing* aand. and she shsould call me a. a good girl

[frightfullytreeish]

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

[ropepup]

Imagining a puppypile that turns into rutting with mutuals

[dumbdoegirl]

she knew i had a bad day yesterday so she took me to breakfast :) she also pulled out a nitrile exam glove on the drive over and teased me for getting squirmy abt it she totally understands my yucky…

[esthermika]

[ropepup]

it's often naptime in the basement

[kittybroker]

How much is this thing?

Strange little kitty thing now going for only $5.20!

[jessiewithaj]

there were topless ones too. i just hated how they came out.

[jessiewithaj]

reposting with this pic because it's the one out of the bunch i actually liked lol

i don't get to make angry faces often >:3

[puplikeanangel]

getting topped by someone who whimpers and moans and bites and digs their claws into you and fucks you desperately like they're in heat

[ropepup]

Owned dogtop that's only let out of chastity to fuck other pets, and sometimes not even then... that's it that's the post.

[sailatina3]

Tgirl power fantasies: friends who genuinely like you unconditionally

[sailatina3]

And friends who wont betray and abandon you because they like someone else who hates you... or because you were making some mistake that they held a secret grudge over instead of communicating....

[slimegirlandroid]

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her