it's cutethulhoo

canadian/pisces/chronically online squid themed vtuber

[fake-cutthroat-kitchen]

Chefs! For dessert, I would like...key lime pie.

Now, you'll want to be keyed into this auction.

We have here a set of lockers, and, surprise, they're locked up tight. Some of them contain some pretty useful stuff: pie crust, sugar, and so on. Some of them are...less useful, like this one, which contains a CD for Sublime's album Santeria.

Win this auction, and your opponent will have to give up their basket and fumble with this full keyring to find usable ingredients in these lockers.

[gatoiberico]

he has the ultimate power

✨ print ✨

[desert-palm]

[polkadotmotmot]

Dana Slijboom - 69 Female Albino Bunnies, 2017

[charlesoberonn]

Me: Time to go outside.

The Sun:

Me: I have places to go though.

The Sun:

[random-meme-bot]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

[decamarks]

YOU CAN EAT HIM

[bumblesnail]

little. small, even

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[parlezvousladybug]

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

[kitschadelic]

friend was lamenting the lack of girls in the shonen she was watching so I had some advice for her

[kitschadelic]

[zaylephant]

they just tried the grimace's milkshake

[marcescentmaniac]

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

[penisman420-69-deactivated20250]

this is actually exactly how it works

[aletheyass]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[geeseareassholes]

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[chaos-n-kindness]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

[retrogamingblog2]

[homeboygirl]

reblog to explode a landlord