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Acrylic on canvas, 50 × 60 cm
“Normandy Wind”
Every summer, when schools close for the holidays in Belgium, our family sets off on a long journey.In Belgium, schools and kindergartens begin their summer holidays at the same time—from July 1 until the beginning of September—so for almost two months the children are always traveling with me.
This summer we’re exploring Russia, and on our way home we’ll spend some time in Turkey. Last summer, however, was dedicated to one of my favorite kinds of travel: discovering the regions of France.We left Belgium, drove north of Paris to visit Monet’s Gardens in Giverny, then continued to Étretat and followed the coastline through Normandy and Brittany. We never drove for more than two hours without stopping. Every small harbor, lighthouse, botanical garden, medieval street, or dramatic stretch of coastline deserved its own pause.We visited Cherbourg, explored the Normandy landing beaches, admired countless lighthouses, wandered through quiet coastal towns, and eventually reached the unforgettable Mont Saint-Michel before continuing south through Rennes. Beyond that lay another region of France, but we deliberately decided to save it for the summer of 2027. Most likely we’ll continue our journey along the Bay of Biscay.One thing stayed with us throughout the entire trip: the wind.
Not a gentle sea breeze, but a powerful, cold Atlantic wind that seemed to sweep through every street, every harbor, and every cliff. It was especially noticeable in Brittany, where the peninsula faces the open ocean. The old towns are built with houses standing close together and narrow streets, and you immediately understand why—people have been building them this way for centuries to shelter themselves from the relentless wind.
The Belgian and Dutch coasts are windy too, but France feels different. There is a deep respect for history there. Old buildings are carefully preserved, fishing villages have kept their original character, and as you walk those narrow streets, it’s easy to imagine yourself living in the nineteenth century.
What impressed me most was the contrast. The sea looks incredibly soft, almost magical. Light glides across the water, making the waves seem as though they were made of silk. Yet only moments later the sea can become wild. The waves rise with incredible force, and the wind is strong enough to make you lose your footing. It’s a contrast that’s almost impossible to describe.When I returned home, I didn’t want to paint a specific place. I deliberately left out trees or recognizable landmarks that would make the landscape easy to identify. Instead, I wanted to capture the feeling itself: the calm, almost weightless sky, the endless rhythm of the water gently swaying first one way, then the other, and the invisible presence of the wind—something you cannot see, but can feel in every brushstroke.That memory became “Normandy Wind.”
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#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)
Levels of understanding other slavic languages
oh we also have X and it means the same!
that looks like X but misspelled
that's just the archaic variant of X
this sounds a lot like Y from another slavic language I know which means X in mine so this almost 100% also means X
this word is completely different but I can kinda tell the meaning from the morphology
what
okay right now I'm gonna have to dissect the entirety of this language's history to figure out how the FUCK did y'all get to the point of calling X that and not something more normal
I wanted to ask for X and accidentally called someone a whore
I don't even have to look at the blog and I just know this is from a Pole about Czechs
suffering
KAKAOVY CHLEBICEK???!!!???
hissing growling scratching you etc etc
for example
(Polish: are you looking for a squirrel?, Slovak: excuse me, he is doing what to the squirrel?)
(also "hladna pića" means "cold drinks" in Croatian. means "hungry cunt" in Slovak and Czech)
("you're weird" in Czech is the same as "you're amazing" in Croatian, while "you're amazing" in Czech is the same as "you're terrible" in Croatian)
My favourite recent-ish example of #8:
Don't forget this:
And of course pomoć (help) vs pomoč (ordering you to piss on something)
Also remembered this shop from my trip to Croatia (piko means meth in czech and slovak)
przepraszam w CZYM ta restauracja????
This reminds me of that time my (Czech) family went to Poland for my uncle's wedding (because my aunt - his wife - is Polish and they decided to get married in Poland).
The wedding afterparty was in full swing, everyone was drinking and partying.... and an elderly Polish lady approached my two aunts (who were also drinking a lot and partying hard) and commented something along the lines of "jesteście odporne". Which in Polish means "you're resilient" (as in they're handling the alcohol well) but in Czech it means "you're disgusting".
It took my aunts a bit to remember that it means something different in Polish. 😅
another beautiful case of n.8 from @someidioticurl
Czech vision: ah yes an emergency button to press in case of emergency
Polish vision:
Oh, I have a few!
'pozor' in Czech means 'watch out!', but means 'shame' in Russian
droga in czech means drug, in polish it means road
záchod in czech means toilet, zachód in polish means 'west'
odchod 'to depart' in Czech means very specifically 'to depart by foot', while in Slovak it has a bit wider meaning, and buses and trains also combine with 'odchod'. To a Czech speaker this gives the funny implication that departing trains grow legs and walk out of the train station
Croatian 'mrdati' = to wiggle, means 'to have sex' in Czech
'Čerstvý, voňavý chléb' is Czech for 'fresh, nicely smelling bread'. In means the opposite in some slavic languages 'stale, stinky bread'. This kind of 'good meaning in one but bad meaning in other' duality happens surprisingly often actually, see also úžas and odporný above
otrok in Czech means 'slave' but in Slovenian and perhaps other South slavic languages it means 'child'. Very funny when combined with bazaar, turns a perfectly fine baby bazar into a slave bazaar
My friend has a fun sentence from Slovenian - "Hitri otroci kuhali jed na Dunaji". Literally none of the words here mean what a Czech thinks they mean. No not even Dunaj. Czechs read it as 'smart slaves were disemboweling poison by the Donau river', original Slovenian meaning is 'fast children were cooking food in Vienna'
Edit: wait one more. "srpanj" in Croatian means July, "srpen" in Czech means August. Listopad in Croatian means 'October', in Czech means 'November'. rujan in Croatian means 'September', říjen in Czech means 'October'. kwiecień in Polish means 'April', kviteń in Ukrainian also means 'April', květen in Czech means 'May'. Months are fucked up.
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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying
You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video
And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter
Sound definitely needs to be on
Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.
It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom
it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now
going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me
it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying
“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“
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If you know the meaning of the word "defenestrate", do you remember how you learned it?
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I don't know the meaning of the word defenestrate
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2026 Olympic Winter Games Exhibition Gala (Cell Block Tango)
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CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
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yeah okay ill reblog that
The past is packed with monsters! Behemoths by the dozen! Let’s meet these fossils! (and their less colossal modern cousins)
Earth’s ancient history is full of giant versions of modern animals. Evolutionary forces (competition for resources, changes in climate) pushed these species to become incredibly large. And I’m not just talking about giant dinosaurs - there were huge mammals and marsupials too.
A lot of these giants lived in the Pleistocene, an epoch stretching from around 2.5 million to 11,000 years ago. Mysteriously, the extinction of many of these animals coincides with humanity’s arrival as a dominant predator.
Watch a video / listen to a poem about these prehistoric monsters.
Illustrations by Mary McLain
something quick I did while I go crazy waiting for the next episode lol
I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.