Salvatrucha

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[cuzcatlxn]

tfw its been so long since u rp on tumbly that u gotta log into this pile of dust to find certain urls

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never thought id log back in here lol

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the new blog is up but damn this one almost has 300 followers, what a shame

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!!!! working on the new blog probably going to keep this one but idk ill never get on it damn and i just hit 300  oh well

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Like for a random copypasta starter

gotta go out with a bang yeah?

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News about this blog!!!!

mmmmmmm i honestly dont do anything or rp with anyone here so... yeah im just going to shit post for a while then possible move this to a new account, or not, i mean seriously this blog is crap :L mmmm anyways yeah :)))))))

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@mezzogiorno so i met this crazy hot guy today. we had been talking for a while off tinder (before i deleted my account because i'm still hung up on my ex) and while i have blown everyone off who got my number from there(nicely-ish) this guy i kept texting back because he's insanely good looking and i'm shallow.I mean, like, super super super stereotypically handsome. He's tall and really fit, 6 pack abs, blonde, blue eyes, you get the idea. to top it off, he's also a successful software engineer.we met at a coffeeshop just after noon. normal chitchat blah blah. he's nice, funny, compliments my dress and says i'm even prettier in person (awwww). he seems almost creepily perfect.so later on this afternoon after we've gone our separate ways, he texts me saying he had a great time and would i be interested in seeing him again? and that he can't stop thinking about eating my ass.i'm all like lol wut? it's not the asshole licking i have a problem with, it's the throwing that out there so casually, like it's just a comment about the weather or something.am i right thinking that's fucking weird? idk!sorry for wall of text

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@anglisaxones​:

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of Newcastle primary skool and im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

I'm drawing the line here motherfucker. Yeah you heard me right. This right here is the END for your little 'meme'. Did you know that I have contacts in high 4chan administration positions? I bet you didn't, but you do now. And you know what comes next? That's right you goofy little maggot, your 'inside joke' is getting BANNED. They owe me kid, and I'm about to cash that favor with a site-wide silencing of this shitty meme that has flooded our site. Your butt is gonna clench and sweat as you huff pathetic gasps of air, once you read the big red letters (You have been BANNED). And you know what the reason is gonna be? It's gonna be because you crossed me. You tried me. You thought you could tiptoe right past the line of my patience, but you FAILED, and now the retarded joke you love to giggle to so much is gone. I want you to remember that, I want you to remember me when you have to find something else to do with your life, other than Banepost. Remember that, you miserable little maggot.

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:v

[anglisaxones]

0.o

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o.0

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:v

[anglisaxones]

:u?

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:0

[enviousgentleman-blog]

*he’s just gonna FLIP A TABLE*

I WANT A MATE DAMN IT!

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{sips coffee and slides over a phone}  There’s an app for that. Unless... you’re talking about a furry mate then... {sips coffee and slides over the bible}

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:v

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[rpfunstuff]

Send me a ▲ for my muse's reaction to yours:

(You can find a random generator here. Or send the number of your choosing instead.)

attack hugging them

falling asleep on or next to them

giving them the best back massage they’ve ever had

holding their hand for the first time

hugging them from behind when they weren’t expecting it

hugging them way too tightly

kissing their forehead or cheek

kissing their neck

kissing them softly on the lips

playfully whacking them with a pillow

sneaking up behind them and blowing a raspberry on their neck

surprise kissing them

telling them they love them for the first time

tickling them

waking them up by holding them and playing with their hair

[inchiavettare]

[well i mean it’s not uncomfortable]

      I’m really…I can’t sleep unless I check all the locks so I know it’s not that. He just told me he does that sometimes and my dog likes him so he doesn’t bark. I mean so long as he doesn’t wake me up I don’t care but still.

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{well depends on where she’s sitting. If its on the tum tum then thats an oof, if it’s on the legs then thats something different, im not even going to suggest the tatas or the face :L }

{At first she thought she meant her coming in unannounced but now this is serious.} Dios mio Rina, have you called the police? what about barricading the door? Do you want me to stand by the door with a stick and get him if he gets in?

[bromerican]

Yeah, safe now that I’m here. Why would you want me to leave?

[cuzcatlxn]

Several reasons actually, I could pull out a whole list. Besides my house is blessed, I’m safe with or without you here.

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@pennxllo​

[sits on her]

     Did you know that someone knows how to break into my house? How fucked up is that?

{oof}

{gasp gasp!} Really? Are you sure you didn’t just leave the door unlocked or completely open?