[scuderlia]

connor bedard in his sling

[scuderlia]

he’s never breaking out of that thing

[jimiscellaneous]

When I tell you that I am mentally drawing a salt circle around Connor Bedard to not only protect him from his perpetual bad luck but also to ward off Patrick Kane, I am not joking. I might even buy a protection spell from an Etsy witch. It’s that serious.

[portering-my-martone94]

Seeing so many people happy about Patrick Kane going back to Chicago. Does no one remember he’s a rapist

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[etheltempest]

$15 million a year for a guy who can’t even spell ‘league’ is objectively insane but i support my goat’s rights and wrongs

[etheltempest]

bedsy as onion headlines

[etheltempest]

why has connor bedard been condemned to torture city by the hockey gods but carter hart hasn’t

[etheltempest]

[argentcochon]

sources are saying nobody has ever “torture city again”-ed quite like connor bedard

[jiminy-crickets]

it's actually so funny that connor "loves any kind of oats" bedard is as fragile as a horse

[emoi-aftonhockey]

[skittledgummibear]

One of KD's biggest sins is trading off the only player in the nhl who's most likely read The Silmarillion

[etheltempest]

me sneaking out of the united center with connor bedard, frank nazar, anton frondell, and spencer knight in my briefcase because they all deserve a better team

[unrivaledhollanov]

NORGE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 NORGE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[redgerines]

noah steen's high slot wrister in OT secures bronze for norway's first iihf medal in history // can vs. nor // may 31, 2026

[omegaversereloaded]

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

[etheltempest]

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe connor bedard has suffered more than jesus