late bloom rose

Cyb • 25 • Brasil • Art, Games, Feelings

[mangonetics]

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

[762nukem]

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

[kazucrash-deactivated20191209]

That would be Sandy Petersen.

[viesti3]

Nice

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

[xander-the-bastard]

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

[agripinaafalls]

[bunjywunjy]

hey man, you wanna hear a joke?

you bet you do.

so how- wait for it, wait for it- how do you measure a snake?

in inches! because- hang on- because SNAKES DON’T HAVE ANY FEET!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

get it??

meet the Green Vine Snake, a reptilian wiseguy found commonly throughout much of Asia that looks like it just thought of a really corny joke and it wants to share.

eh-he-hee, no feet… that was a good one

reaching lengths of about five feet, the Green Vine Snake lives primarily in the trees, hence its name. it feeds mostly on frogs and lizards, presumably after it has joked them to death

HEY HEY GUYS what river do snakes love best?? the HISSISSIPPI!!!

the snake is only moderately venomous, but has a disturbing habit of going right for the eyes if grabbed. so maybe don’t do that.

I have no EYE-DEA how you could think such a thing of me! these jokes keep getting cornea and cornea!

so the next time you’re walking though mainland Asia and a green noodle slithers out of a tree, tells you the worst joke in the world and then tries to bite your eyes out, you’ll know who the culprit is. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i want this lovely lime shoestring to sneak into my home and strangle me

[bunjywunjy]

but if it did that it would be killing you in cold blood

[idhren]

I re-coiled from that

[alphajn]

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[id-rather-be-free]

[toddhowardsblog]

TODD HAS FALLEN ASLEEP, YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES TO BUY A NON-BETHESDA GAME BEFORE HE AWAKENS, GO GO GO

[robynredacted]

[earthstory]

earthunaltered

Have you ever heard a weddell seal speak before?🐾

[jumpingjacktrash]

that’s the most electronic sounding noise i’ve ever heard a mammal make!

[programmerhumour]

[naamahdarling]

This is actually A+ cat management. “Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA.

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[destinymoonart]

WOW QUEEN

[destinymoonart]

She did that for give Mario good luck of course

[destinymoonart]

BUENOS DIAS MARIO

[thisisshitposting]

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[cocokoalatea]

The heroes!

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[catchymemes]

Norwegian forest cat.

[bigglyboof]

you guys remember the altaria that got soaked in the anime from  a while back? well,  i drew it.

[also on twitter]

[renrink]

So since both Susie and Ralsei had such awful flirting games, Kris giving them flirting lessons afterwards is kinda really cute okay. I actually had something else different planned for this comic (like them practicing flirting lines on each other, Kris and Ralsei being really into it and Susie just being a flustered mess all ‘round), but after chatting to one of my good friends about headcanons, this came out instead <33 Thanks Barr!

Ralsei’s flirt coughsconfessioncoughs comes from the fact that in-game, if Kris stands close to Ralsei for a period of time, his avatar gets a blushu~ 

Meanwhile, here’s Susie who doesn’t know how to show such open affection ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[timestables]

[corsolanite]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

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