Cyan’s blog

Tough, I am

[soapyfemme]

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

[soapyfemme]

POV

[themorriganunofficial]

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[dharmagun]

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

[roach-works]

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

[cyantistsblog]

we’re reinventing spells from base principles

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

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[traumatizedbyeggsandwich]

Every photo of Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan together looks like a a respectable mafia boss father named Giovanni and his weird son who bites sometimes

[overateddumbass]

Yeahhhh, you're right

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[angelicguy]

[hexcolour]

[cyantistsblog]

@tigerteatwenty you do this

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[bowelflies]

the most powerful man in the world

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[finelythreadedsky]

"none of those words are in the bible" but it's me nitpicking about what textile manufacturing techniques weren't invented until late antiquity and are thus anachronistic translations of biblical language

[hypokeimena]

#you did NOT knit me together in my mother's womb. that was weaving. #offshoot of me wincing every time someone uses 'embroidered' to describe ancient greek fabrics that would've definitely been tapestry-woven #it makes a difference!!! #knitting and weaving have VERY different symbolic/metaphorical connotations!!! #embroidery is a secondary process applied to already-complete textiles! different implications! (op)

[segamascott]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

[blossposs]

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

[bigfongz]

hey, don't forget

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okay?

[cyantistsblog]

how it feels to go Seventy Four miles per hour

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