Princess of a Thousand Enemies

Call me Mae, Morrigan or Polaris. I am she of many names but you will not be privy to them all. Late 20s, 18+ blog, occasionally nsfw, she/they/he/it, proud but confused system, miss nightmare eyes, doggirlcore, friendly neighborhood spider-fag, veteran freak

[pissditching]

anyways . who wants to see some atrocious cocktail recipes i came up with running on 2 hours of sleep.

[pissditching]

[hillergoodspeed]

october 19th 2027 will contain an entire month within itself called "freakvember"

[ralfmaximus]

Marking my calendar(s)

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[skodasforge]

Not to hand it to the Pope but telling world leaders during Holy Week that God isn’t listening is kinda funny.

[aliettali]

this fanfic shits easy

[mousegirlheart]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky is falling cheese?

I could really use some swiss right now, swiss right now...

[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

[76ello]

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

[ittybittytatertot]

I hope OpenAI goes under. I hope ChatGPT and all similar AI are unplugged forever. And I hope everyone who's been relying on it cries about it.

[themorriganunofficial]

hand in unlovable hand

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[the-haiku-bot]

post so nice had to

reblog it twice and force it

down everyone’s throats

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[madelinebadeline]

Yes. I’m reblogging this twice to force it down everyone’s throats. I’m trying to save lives, here.

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[the-haiku-bot]

post so nice had to

reblog it twice and force it

down everyone’s throats

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[madelinebadeline]

Yes. I’m reblogging this twice to force it down everyone’s throats. I’m trying to save lives, here.

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[nycswebhead]

god yes please fuck more than anything in the world please

[nycswebhead]

SPIDERMANNING DOESNT PAY WELL OKAY

[nycswebhead]

would you subscribe to my spideyfans

yes

yes if you do spider specific content

no

Voting ended onMar 31

[nycswebhead]

got really fucking high the other day and convinced myself that there was a new villain in the city and had a full on fight with a rat. not like a superpowered rat just regular

[nycswebhead]

in fairness to the rat it survived a honda civic to the face so maybe we do have something to be worried about

[certifiedgirlthing]

Superpower: immune to car-based damage after being bitten by a radioactive Toyota Hilux

[alaaahmed21]

IF MY DAUGHTER LOSES HER LIFE, PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU NEVER SAW THIS

You are reading these words right now. You know there is a child who is fighting to stay alive. My daughter Mona desperately needs medical treatment, continuous care, and urgent help to survive. Every day that passes without help makes her condition worse. Please help.

Even $10 could make a difference. For many people it is a very small amount, but for my daughter it could mean another chance to live.

Please don't scroll past this message. Don't ignore a life that could still be saved. Your support today could keep my daughter alive.

Donate if you can, and share this post so it reaches more people. Every contribution matters. Every share helps. Please act now before it's too late.

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[fidelcostco]

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

[memesnotwelcome]

[scooplery]

i am so in love with this little animal that i had to draw him…

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

banning trans women from the olympics is bad because they’re banning trans women from the olympics. full stop. really nothing else needs to be added to this sentence. it’s discriminatory and wrong to ban trans women from the olympics, and it would be regardless of how this might effect some cis women. why is every post about this focused on the cis women, instead of how alarmingly transmisogynistic this is?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler