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Wait a new thing came out????? I've been working and sleeping and working and sleeping and a surprise episode dropped right under my nose??? Holy shit???

#Sorry to all my mutuals for barely interacting I'm EXHAUSTED #I'll get to everything eventually i promise #The bear

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parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

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HELLO JEREMY WITH A PIERCED EAR.

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This is literally straight out of my wet dreams btw

#jeremy allen white

batman0902

Chef and his sous

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Woahhh :000

#carmen berzatto #the bear #the bear fanart #the bear fx #sydney adamu #syd the bear #carmy the bear #david fields #nyc chef #lovetheirparallellol #everytimeCarmytreatedSydlikehowCheftreatedhimidiedinside

I'm a huge the bear fan obviously and because of that it would be completely reasonable to assume I like the show. Well. Hehe.

#I literally don't care for seasons 3 and 4 #season 2 was already getting on my nerves #I mean I watched the whole thing I like SPECIFIC scenes from season 2 onwards #But as a cohesive body of work I don't like it because it's simply NOT cohesive at all to me #Except season 1 season 1 was spectacular and if it was #like 3 episodes longer to accommodate Sydney lore and other characters' lore it literally would've been thd perfect mini series #and they could've left it at that #sydcarmy #carmen berzatto #the bear #the bear fx #sydney adamu #carmen the bear #the bear meta #richie jerimovich #mikey berzatto #natalie berzatto

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Since JLC is too self-involved to follow rules and can't be assed to protect Chris Storer, and also since I'm genuinely wounded and in mourning for reasons I can't articulate and thus lashing out like a fuckin baby, below the jump are some images I found on an internet account associated with a not-famous The Bear crewmember.

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:000 what could this mean...

#the bear #sydcarmy #sydney x carmy #carmy berzatto #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #carmy x sydney #syd x carmy #carmen x sydney

The Bear characters and their weapons if they were in a video game (part 1)

Tina - a frying pan that she can throw and it always magically comes back to her like a boomerang. Idle animation is her standing with her arms crossed.

Special attack: Siren's call. It makes you bash your head into her frying pan of your own volition.

Sydney - knives. Does that thing where she throws a bunch of them and pins her opponents to the wall by their clothes. Idle animation is her switching out her scarves.

Special attack: death note. She writes your name into her notebook + a dish and then the ingredients of the dish come to life and beat the shit out of you. (imagine giant carrots and such)

Carmen - gasoline and lighter. If he can get close enough he will pour that shit on you and set you on fire. It's not a game over move though, you can still fight, you're just slower and also on fire. His idle animation is him lighting a cigarette and/or throwing up.

Special attack: the walk-in. Basically, it sends you into a psychosis-like state wherein you hear voices of dead relatives blaming you for everything. There's creepy overlapping talking and whispering. The screen gets a blueish tinge with frost at the edges of it.

#I'll do a part 2 soon just getting this out there lol #carmen berzatto #the bear #sydney adamu #tina the bear #sydcarmy #the bear fx #the bear memes

This gives off such a late nineties slavic vibe. It's like a picture you find of some relative who used to smuggle cigarettes and sausages across the border during the Yugoslav war. He drove a red yugo with a tribal sticker on the hood. Worked seasonally in kitchens in Greece and Croatia, drove trucks in Bulgaria in 06. Now he owns a fast food joint with his wife and there's probably some health code violations going on but business is good so who cares.

#carmen berzatto #the bear #carmen the bear #jeremy allen white

You know what you guys my life has completely changed I feel so liminal and strange and neither here nor there not a girl not yet a woman i moved from my 8k ppl village to a city with 400k ppl in it I'm making ends meet I'm figuring out my shit and through all of this my only reprieve has been and continues to be this fandom and my beloved mutuals' posts (thank you all so much for sharing my mutual aid post means the world to me! ❤️) and of course my dear friend @aerishey whom I met on here all of this to say if you don't go read her fics I'm stealing something from your house

#the bear #Just felt the need to express my love #and appreciation #I'm coming back soon you'll be hearing from me

I keep misspelling Sydney's last name as Amadu instead of Adamu and tbh i feel like this is something Carmen would do

#sydcarmy #carmen berzatto #the bear #sydney adamu

aerishey

A Recipe for the Fall of Carmen Berzatto

One too-long day, a very-well-ignored message, a phone call with her dad, a few more shameful orgasms, and a good (terrible) night’s sleep later, Sydney is doing prep at The Bear the next day. What she should actually do is go to the office and finalize the June menu, but she’s gonna avoid the office as long as she can, obviously. Also, the carrots need to be diced perfectly for the mirepoix, so. —Chapter 9: Porcini

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Go read it (or else) ! ❤️❤️

#the bear #carmy x sydney #sydcarmy fanfic #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto

I'm very sorry to e-beg like this, but I'm in a really tough spot. I have enough to pay rent and (maybe) all of my bills. I need to get a root canal asap but can't get it done for free due to not having medical insurance. The job market is brutal, I keep getting rejected. My parents are unable to help and so are all the people I know irl. Any amount of money you can spare would be of great help. Once again, I'm very sorry, this is very embarrassing for me but I've literally ran out of options and I'm in a lot of pain. If you're in a position to help please dm me for details. (And, please, don't feel obligated to do so if you can't, I understand, just sharing this post would help too)

#mutual aid #Only sharing this on my fandom blog because I have a following here #crowdfunding

waywardangel-wilds

'sydney's so anoying this' 'why is sydney so involved??' 'why is sydney complaining??'

GUYS SHE DIDN'T GET PAID FOR 6 MONTHS AND DID ALL THE FUCKING WORK WHILE DUMBASS FUCKED OFF AND DID NOTHING.

#i'm always saying this #sydney adamu #the bear

So I got a notification that somebody left a comment on my fic and naturally i was like hell yeah and then i clicked on it and...

Girl wtf is this 😭 😭 😭

#the bear #I'm laughing so hard what IS this good god

Went in for a job interview at taco bell and as the dude was walking me through the stations I was just nodding my head like yes, I know what this is, he was like "this is the expediter, he does expo", and I was like "Ah yes, expo, very stressful" and he was like "have you worked in food service before?" and I said very seriously "no but i watched a TV show" and he laughed so hard he snorted, clapped me on the shoulder and everything.

#the bear #He said he'd call me back but I don't think that's gonna happen lololol #not because of the comment I think it really tickled him positively #But because I have no experience #I'm not making this up it actually happened

Why does Richie look one thousand years old here 😭

#carmen berzatto #the bear #the bear fx #richie jerimovich

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