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kristina100000

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

#I'm trying to have this mindset #I'm getting better at it

qqchurch

the Ice War on Europa...

qqchurch

deep-state-partisan

somestrangeangels

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

lesbianlizard

adhd solidarity in unexpected places

nighthaunting

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

beesmygod

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

neutral-wizard

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

its-grape-juice-i-swear

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

catasters

aheathenconceivably

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

evilvillain123456789

I fail to see how the Monsters of Inc. were persuaded to care about the welfare of children who to them were no more than an anonymous, alien resource necessary for the convenience of their lives. They weren't even the same species of them. Yet they overhauled their whole energy economy to be more humane toward this hated other, which had no legal rights in their society, and which most of them had never even seen. It really makes no sense, if anything it's sort of a perversion, like if you actually lived with that level of concern and empathy you wouldn't be able to function at all. You would be, just, fucking debilitated. Just psychologically crushed. Idk it's just not that plausible to me. And Randall, the lizard. He isn't that fuckable either.

teathattast

dogwithpants

That’s this

teathattast

Goes to show how little I know

evilvillain123456789

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

teathattast

Net zero info ass post

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

evilvillain123456789

Stop

parkchanwoohoo

honestly the funniest thing about Dr. Strangelove is how it opens with a statement from the real American Air Force about how the events of the film are completely fictional and that the public should be assured that they could never happen in real life, and then proceeds to show an American military and government that are so realistically incompetent and evil that it still feels true to life today after more than half a century later

balaclava-trismegistus

Stanley Kubrick’s painfully funny take on Cold War anxiety is one of the fiercest satires of human folly ever to come out of Hollywood. The

YOU NEED TO HAVE WATCHED STANLEY KUBRICK'S 1964 NUCLEAR SATIRE MASTERPIECE DR. STRANGELOVE, OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB, NOW.

#it's actually crazy how well this film holds up #in addition to just being so well made and funny #it's political satire that cuts to the core of the American empire and it's still completely relevant more than 60 years later