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Esme talking to edward by the piano: “You are the best and brightest of us all.”

Jasper and Emmett playing chess like three feet away:

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Rosalie, juggling her three degrees and perfect self control while not being a judgemental emo bitch:

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Alice, a fucking psychic that predicts the future

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carlisle who literally has not drank one drop of blood in his 300 years as a vampire and has managed to become completely immune and turn 4 vampires??

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In the words of lizzo I’ve been waitin for this one ☝️ turn it UP

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I’m working right now.💻✨

僕は仕事中です。💻✨

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Sorry, himbo machine broke

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Jacob and Seth in Breaking Dawn: Go away Leah we don't want you here >:(

Leah:

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no one talk to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria

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chugging water and just trusting it’ll do what needs doing

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“Ur so quiet “ thanks my brain is broken and I have no thoughts.

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The year is 2035. We’re all actual adults, some of us with kids called Rosalie and Leah, others no longer writing fics about Bella’s bussy. The world is finally at peace.

Out of nowhere the satanic mormon housewife attacks. She announces that she has rewritten New moon from Jacob’s perspective. “Blood crescent”. We riot.

This happens every ten years till Robert Pattinson finally has enough and fights her in a field of snow. He defeats the evil. 100 or so years pass. A child called 8-e:lay (Pronounced Hayleigh) finds an old file, it’s titled “Sunlight” ...the Seth Clearwater story...