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pentarambles

How I got into kpop (might not be entirely accurate):

Pentagon: Hey kid want to hear a song about frogs

Me: Real shit? Hell yeah I do

coolyo294

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown st paul. For those who are interested

targetedknowledge

mammalianmammals

sewerfight-deactivated20250114

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

anasabdin

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chwedout

kung chi pak chi ⋆⭒˚.⋆

trapped--under--rice

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

This is so American I could CRY

hogmilked

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

kotortwo

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

json-derulo

sitting my white ass down and listening

tikkety-tok

“No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested” 😂

fieldbears

#Me when I see realistic plants in video games#BABE THEY DID YARROW COME LOOK#BABE THESE GRAPES ARE CORRECTLY TRELLISED ( @bonzicatgirl )

deathcomes4u

THIS IS WHY I MAKE REAL PLANTS IN THE GAME. FOR NERDS LIKE ME.

changelingsrule

Same energy:

thou-creature-of-the-deep

I can listen to somebody talk about their interests like this forever. Please please tell me what realistic plants you found in your game. please tell me about all the propane tanks you saw in your game.