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“you can’t hold superheroes to real-world standards” is good advice, except when it comes to characters that i, personally, do not like. of course i’m not going to blame bruce for having a succession of twelve-year-old sidekicks, but you bet your ass i’m gonna castigate charles for training a bunch of sixteen-year-olds.

ozryel

Every time, Emma–

every time we get pushed further into a corner… they’ll never stop coming.

We have been feared and hunted… we have become endangered… we are so very few. And still, they keep coming for us. Now, even at our most powerful, even when we do the favor of remaking the earth into a more livable place, even then…

Mankind feels bold enough to send their heroes here to steal our innocent–to take away our tomorrow…

I’ve finally figured out why… it’s them.

Men know that regardless of their endless sins against mutants, their heroes will protect them. They will do what their leaders think needs to be done.

I will tolerate it no longer, Emma. It changes now.

No more Avengers.

dramamine273745-deactivated2019

Theres a specific type of male thot on instagram and they all have too many rings and look at the camera weird

dramamine273745-deactivated2019

gnops

Insane that these are all different people

yalaki

cad bane + tumblr text posts

imperiuswrecked

I need to post this one last time before Tumblr bans all nipples

megsthetic

shinji shinji, yes papa

mobpsycho100

bellamynochillblake

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?

siriusblackfoot

Oh my god I feel old

portraitofadumbassonfire

Washington Post really went for the jugular

pancakeke

gavinbird

ACHIEVEMENT HAUNTER: 1.02 — The Hanging Jail ⤷ I’m getting pissed off. What kind of man are you, Joe? Molton? Anyone, anyone who can hear me! Make yourself known.

tomhardyvariations

Tom Hardy on his glorious Myspace photos, particularly this gold.

thosekidswhohuntmonsters

Tom Hardy is a fucking icon like this is such a cool message that he’s not even intentionally trying to spread. He’s just like, “I look good in that photo, I feel good in that photo, whats wrong with that?”.