abort the court. 🌻🐈🇺🇦

Auburn Grad. Alabama Native. New Englander. Leftist. Cat Mom. Oxford Comma Enthusiast. Married. #BlackLivesMatter #GetVaxxed #ACAB #FundAbortion

[areweforgiven]

being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[wuntrum]

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

[sungmaugnroeuh]

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday tuesday

[necromancelena]

hey. don't cry. 144 ibuprofen capsules in this bottle.

[cavernario-galindo]

"you're just racist"

[loth-catgirl]

when the Final Girl has an adhd infodump moment

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

She already killed the monster and is just keeping him out of the shot.

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[spokir]

[porcupine-girl]

When y’all talk about the horrors being unending, you’re referring to the eternal cycle of meal planning/grocery shopping/cooking/dishes, right?

[stephaniematurin]

and when you need a break from that, there’s LAUNDRY

[ashmeads2]

nie huaisang fainting dot gif

[ahmericanos]

[unbotheredmuse]

[cipheramnesia]

Girl, help they are making me do tasks before the scheduled event.

[quasi-normalcy]

My conference is in 9 hours; do I have time to bathe?

[mine-nowo]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[funnytwittertweets]

[b-lk]

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

[beardedmrbean]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[cryptotheism]

You sure talk about gays and illegial drugs a lot

Ma'am this is the weed and gay sex website