Ayyy Lmao

Obsessed with dumb shit until the next dumb shit comes along - old blog = selfmadedumbass. Nonfandom blog = pathsleadingaway2. Hornyposting = pathsleadingawayafterdark

[ktt-22]

Some other doodles I made because the light went out lol

Learning Mathematics with papa

[berrycobbler]

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[tenzings]

rip william laurence you would’ve loved don’t ask don’t tell

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[flowerbleedme]

I'm fatally wounded... And it's yours

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[trans-ralsei]

[snoopylovessoup]

[kaarchin]

Reading Temeraire is so funny.

The well and proper Captain Laurence: Once again I am at a Crossroad in my Life. Where I am lacking a Purpose and a Place in respectable Society. Whatever shall I do?

Tenzing Tharkay stepping out of the shadows: Have you considered running away with me?

[mari-monsta]

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[thumping-whumper]

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[chiropteracupola]

living a boys' adventure tale

artfight part 4: @wromwood’s dirk! digital drawing printed on cardstock, brass-plated brads, books and ephemera from my personal collection.

and a little aranzi aronzo tribute while we're here:

[softboy-pillowman]

Bookmark shenanigans aside, Dirk very much appreciates being shown some recognition in such a cool way, especially with so many elements of a good old fashioned boys’ adventure tale. Finally, he’s being handled by someone with good taste. He can’t really remember much from his past lives as an heirloom toy (what with being brought to life specifically through Chris’s mind), but he’s sure that this was more along the lines of what playtime was like when he was in his prime. Probably. Vibes-wise, at least.

But in all seriousness, I’m so honored that you made something like this!

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????