Ayyy Lmao

Obsessed with dumb shit until the next dumb shit comes along - old blog = selfmadedumbass. Nonfandom blog = pathsleadingaway2. Hornyposting = pathsleadingawayafterdark

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[mikilavellan]

And no one is even doing it with me

[bialkii]

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

[yourtwistedprincess]

Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf

[ktt-22]

Some other doodles I made because the light went out lol

Learning Mathematics with papa

[berrycobbler]

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[tenzings]

rip william laurence you would’ve loved don’t ask don’t tell

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[flowerbleedme]

I'm fatally wounded... And it's yours

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[trans-ralsei]

[snoopylovessoup]

[kaarchin]

Reading Temeraire is so funny.

The well and proper Captain Laurence: Once again I am at a Crossroad in my Life. Where I am lacking a Purpose and a Place in respectable Society. Whatever shall I do?

Tenzing Tharkay stepping out of the shadows: Have you considered running away with me?

[mari-monsta]

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.