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cyrsn | (sear-sin) One time I said some stupid shit about a hot dog and now I keep popping up all over the internet.

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

[evilwizard]

*puts a flower behind my ear* great news, everybody! im redeemed now. i had a redemptive arc. you can trust me with the elemental shards now

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it’s called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[honeypleasejustkillme]

who else mourning the person they could've been if they were treated kindly as a child

[unlvbl-hnd]

(@egberts )

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[memewhore]

[rhube]

This video is so much better than it looks like it'll be.

[bogleech]

King Midas's touch but it's that every time you win a prize this happens to it

[nudityandnerdery]

The Mewdas touch.

[911onabc-inactive-deactivated20]

fanfiction is like. here's a piece of my soul! here's the parts of me i didn't know what else to do with! i wrapped them up in something i love in an attempt to understand my own feelings and morals and maybe the whole world. hope you like it.

[beardedmrbean]

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[wordcubed]

[guooey]

I'm obsessed with how stoic this creature turns out

[r0zeclawz]

born

[tiktoksgay]

[amphibulous]

[vzm]

after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

[mentolmavisi]

[teathattast]

[gluten-free-pussy]

WHAT

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

Pusheen is married?!?

[lilkearnsie]

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

[mortimermcmirestinks]

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

[foulfowledfool]

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

she's Irish

[nefertittythegreat]

It's like finding out Hello Kitty has a boyfriend all over again.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[epitoma-rei-militaris-deactivat]

That’s a really good one though

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

King.