two cats in a trenchcoat

life is kinda like a fanfic but the author likes torturing me he/him ° queer ° eng/rus

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[d-bluevoid]

Turns out I love writing in first person. I just started second text in a week in it and it's so different from the first one. So fun to explore

[oftheuccello]

[anasabdin]

Blue Hour Inc.

[lizardsister]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[lizardsister]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[interlockingpatches]

It's understood, I do it for the birds

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[jenny-holzer]

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[x-ca1iber]

op turned off reblogs. it's been six months i'm taking custody back

[himboyevsky]

megan thee stallion cosplaying miku Happy pride month

[catcrumb]

[apricops]

wikipe-tan bashfully acquiescing into doing more and more embarrassing kinks in the name of academic thoroughness

[apricops]

“You… you need a p-public domain image for bimbofication?” and so on and so forth

[thepillarsofmarsandvenus]

the literal first image on shipping discourse is wikipe-tan age gap yuri

[apricops]

I love this image so much. it’s so lovingly made. it’s so earnest. it was made with a level of passion and delicacy exclusively reserved for perverts. this was not “we need an image for shipping discourse haha wouldn’t this be silly” this was made with more yearning than the human body can bear

[2nebula]

Whenever I find something interesting on Wikepedia I like to go into the "Talk" section and see what the writers were thinking about. Here's a fun little tidbit relating to the image:

[samimarkart]

meep!

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[redstonedust]

woman on the bus next to me furiously doing a 7x7 rubix cube at a speed that implies she's done this a thousand times. maybe i do understand lesbians actually.

[redstonedust]

she finished the cube and spent the rest of the bus ride staring dead straight ahead. unmoving. perhaps some kind of cube fuelled robot.