awruff

[fr3nstimu1ator]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Big deal, Chudling's been doing that for years

[puddox]

[kupicx]

[dachkna]

[faggotfungus]

H.R. Giger “The Watch Guardian” (1993)

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

H.R. Giger "Gimp Sauron" (1993)

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[yorickless]

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[toskarin]

chainsaw dan if denji was tom and refined

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[thekinglemingle]

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[frostops]

Ringo chuckled, “You mean the elf stones?”

[idkwhattoputbroo]

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[corrucyst]

reverse portmanteau robot

takes a random word and separates it into two separate words

for example

me:

bartman

reverse portmanteau robot:

bitch fartman

[portmanteau-bot]

bartman.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

[siryouarebeingmocked]