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• she/her • 1993 • i only care about fictional characters • discord for moots/oomfies: domi.no •

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[theehorsepusssy]

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[omgerd]

You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish

[jmfenner91]

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[soshinee]

“whoa” and “woah” is the same but also they are very different… only a select few are capable of understanding this nuanced topic….

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[lovelessfa1ry]

[organisminparadise]

Wyd after drinking the Linux slurpee

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank