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Shh I'm just researching...... stuff

[the-cactae]

Have SBI ever met Ranboo before? I don’t know...

... perhaps. :)

[zellkie-moved]

!!!!! PART TWO PART TWO PLEASEEEEE!!!!!! :DD

[the-cactae]

Oh honey I’m not saying no ~ 👀👀

[astraldemise]

changing elves from being assholes with a superiority complex and recharacterising them as just sort of weird guys that have an entirely different set of social behaviours to harken back to the days when people thought autistic people were a kind of fae for having odd behaviours. the entire reason why they dont particularly enjoy gatherings of men or dwarves or whatever is because they tend to be loud and the average elven social gathering is just a bunch of them sitting in a room in silence ignoring each other

like theyre still kind of mean but its more of them being blunt and lacking empathy rather than being condescending or purposefully malicious

[astraldemise]

my elven ass after spending 45 minutes in the pub with my dwarf friends:

I GROW WEARY OF MIMICKING YOUR OBNOXIOUS MANNERISMS TO ACCOMMODATE FOR THIS ENVIRONMENT. I WISH TO RETURN TO MY CHAMBERS TO REST AND SO I MAY PLAY SPLATOON 3 ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH. WE SHALL GATHER AGAIN NEXT HALF MOON AND I SHALL TELL YOU OF MY VICTORIES.

them:

okay man take care

[astraldemise]

you understand my vision

[reemble]

Bedrock bros :)

[writing-prompt-s]

You don’t have an Angel or a Devil on your shoulder. You have an Angry Viking and 50’s House Wife.

[knightwing14]

Both are telling me to solve my problems with murder

[klinger4yossarian-deactivated20]

The debate is over the method.

[jackdaw-kraai]

Both are extremely keen on Proper Hospitality

[blueboltkatana]

Illumi: Killu sit down we need to talk!

Killua: What is it?

Illumi: I need to talk to you about your relationship with that Gon boy

Killua: What the fuck is your problem? He’s just my friend!

Illumi: OH OF COURSE, JUST YOUR FRIEND! That’s how these things always start Killua! First he’s just your friend, then you start to think he’s really interesting! You start to be curious about how his mind works, and the more you find out the more curious you get. Then he invites you to a night out, and you accept because “Why not?! You work together anyway!” and he takes you out for ice cream! And the ice cream is very mediocre but he’s laughing while telling you how much he loves ice cream and his eyes shine like molten gold when he looks at you so you don’t mind. And you have a genuinely good time and so does he, so you invite him for drinks the next time and he claims he can out drink you but you tell him you’ve been trained to not be affected by poisons or alcohol but he insists and the next thing you know is you’re waking up next to him in a hotel room and you had the best night of your life and you want to tell him he is more to you than just a friend but you can’t because mom and dad would be so disappointed and you’ve already broken so many unspoken and spoken rules but all you can think about is him and you don’t want what you have to end and you think “hey, maybe mom and dad aren’t always right?” and “maybe i want more from my life than to just kill people” and all that is left is an assassin who can’t do his job properly! Do you understand now?!!

Killua: i’m having some suspicion that this whole convo is not entirely about me

[shadovvlurking]

[frehorn-deactivated20181011]

Whatever floats your stoat

[cadaverkeys]

It's really hard to explain what I mean but yknow that moment in the show where the protagonist realises who is pulling all the strings and it all clicks into place. But it implicates their companion in the process? And they turn around to tell their companion about their revelation and the shot changes and you can just see the companion is already 5 steps ahead of them. They're got this knowing look and a smarmy smile on their face. And before the protagonist even gets to speak they have a silent moment of "we both know what we know." LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF VILLAIN REVEAL.

[cadaverkeys]

illustrated example of what i mean

[beeftony]

This is called Anagnorisis.

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[omegasmileyface]

well. did it bored 👍

[omegasmileyface]

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

[writing-prompt-s]

The villain laughs. “The Chosen One cannot spill blood on holy ground. I have won!” You draw your blade. “The Chosen One died the first day of our journey,” you say. “A Valet may spill blood where he pleases.”

[prokopetz]

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

[prokopetz]

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

[cheruib]

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

[1dietcokeinacan]

[afewnovelideas]

I need this reminder today.

[flork-of-cows-official]

burn out

[badpsychicadvice]

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

[libraford]

[foone]

I did training on how to deal with classified information back in 2007 and this joke was in the official federal government training course.

[reallyndacarter]

These are all the secrets that gays trust me with.

[psychotic-gerard]

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

[ampervadasz]

[bumblebeerror]

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

[roach-works]

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

[ad-wills]

[silkypicrew]

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

[c---crow]

i'm no good at painting sorry. i have excessive line work instead