dead blog do not eat

been dead for a while. go to my new main @seldans 

[d0nt-follow-me]

go here -> @seldans

[zenpencils]

BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

[leahgardner-art]

paintings that feel minty fresh 🍃

all of these are available as giclée prints on my site!

[neenarchive]

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

[neenarchive]

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

[neenarchive]

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

[marlynnofmany]

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

[kosmogrl]

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

“she blew up a planet” okay and? your homophobia is showing

[smindersonfan]

Lesbians can’t blow up the planet, that’s evil. No MATTER their sexual orientation.

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

No it’s fine

[mtndewpitchblack]

another great post sent directly from god

[sevdoesnotexist]

The amount of times I have told people I have a genetic condition that makes my body produce faulty collagen and they’re like “Have you tried taking supplements?” like……? Yes, stupid? I have? My body just produces more faulty collagen, but thanks for playing. 

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

If you give someone all the ingredients to make a cake but their recipe sucks the cake is still gonna turn out wrong so how tf do people think collagen supplements are gonna help when the collagen recipe is fucked up

[theperksofneurodivergency]

I think a good rule of thumb us that if it took you five seconds to come up with a solution to a chronic illness then the person living with it has probably already thought of that

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

[uncahier]

[smashing-yng-man]

[thememedaddy]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

[apisashla]

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

[alpine-insurrection]

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

[anexperimentallife]

I mean, if we do it right, the idea is to make sure the fascists are the ones dying.

[sexygaywizard]

This guy standing around yelling at the allied power soldiers in the trenches of WWII asking if this is the hill they really want to die on

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i live on this hill already

[official-lucifers-child]

me asking fascists if this is the hill they’re willing to kill for

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[dateamonster]

four years ago i made this post. currently it stands at about 300k notes. to this day if i google image search my url the screencapped re uploads of this post are some of the first results i see. it is perhaps my most widely reblogged post in the six year history of this blog.

and now, on this day in the year 2022 i see a gifset from the interview with the vampire tv adaptation where two vampires share a single coffin. a single tear rolls down my cheek, knowing that at last my long journey is over. at last, i can rest.

[beowulf22121]

You should be able to rest, but alas, your resting place seems to be otherwise occupied.

[ammnontet]

[yrbutchgf]

sorry but there is no romance in bluetooth earbuds. they're very handy and nice but nothing will ever compare to sharing a pair of corded earbuds with someone to listen to music or watch a video and leaning together so the earbuds don't get pulled out. even now when i get handed a bluetooth earbud to share i lean close out of instinct. we need to bring the cords back for the love of god

[yrbutchgf]

and before anyone says it, the rituals are NOT intricate. the rituals are MUNDANE, UNSELFCONSCIOUS, and EARNEST, and therefore they are HOLY

[liberalsarecool]

The solution to homelessness is housing.

[txttletale]

not going to keep replying on that long thread because i love all my followers. but it is so funny to be like ‘well a poem could be totally apolitical. it could be about love’. the famously apolitical topic of love. courtship & sex? not an iota of politics in that, nuh-uh.

[txttletale]

having apolitical sex with my apolitical wife

[kaoinim]

do an apolitical crime with my apolitical knife

[sud-e-magia]

Having the apolitical time of my apolitical life

[mimzbear]

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