Randomness

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[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[ludaprilgate]

wild

[taylorfart-deactivated20241002]

One of the most iconic moments in television history in my opinion

[ruinedchildhood]

[gagglescorn]

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

[writhe]

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

[rosewater1997]

i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf

[rosewater1997]

i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf

[sasoraye-deactivated20200129]

i want people to unknow me

[studentlifeproblems]

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[jimothyandpamela]

[the-gayest-dovah]

Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette

[houseofantedeluvians]

A toreador with flashbacks from mortal life

[garbge-deactivated20220127]

i want to fight myself

[mens-rights-activia]

[left-reminders]

[optimistic-pessimisms]

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

It says facts on the book that means it’s a fact also this is literally the worst thing i’ve ever fucking read

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I’ll pay a bear to eat you

[christina-choe]

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

is….. is this allowed?

[gonegrill]

Unironically this

[leclercs-kepi]

The only valid youth pastor.

[starlightomatic]

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

[animatedamerican]

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

[2edge4u]

“May the Lord be with you.”

“Bitch you too the fuck!”

[lunar-resonance]

things I’ve said that my students have found funny:

You’re not allowed to die in this classroom

If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office

[on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years

whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it

[to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat

If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers

In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you

[to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them

You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t the edible kind

[when checking in on groups] is everything gucci

[a student asks me if I could look something up on my computer when I’m taking attendance]: I don’t know what the internet is