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[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[wnwnmemo]

[batcows]

it's so wild that the best lyric in pop music history ("tell your boyfriend / if he says he's got beef / that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him") and the worst lyric in history ("do the hellen keller and talk with yo hips") are both from the same song ("DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3). just. crazy how that works

[dogpuppy]

[catasters]

[drtanner]

Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

[notsoheadless]

[ruinedchildhood]

[caesarsaladinn]

and here, class, we see a heifer attempting to impregnate a bull:

[stupit]

[atapi]

eevee is like a prey animal to me

[atapi]

Gone............

[atapi]

peace and love on planet earth

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

lets All lock in starting Right Now

[virusgeist]

how i feel about locking in

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[e-rated-beardo]

Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened

[chicken-delight]

[instant-yuri-machine]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

The dumpster is a lot less likely to catch fire and kill people

[prof-grace-aspen]

The dumpster keeps trash OFF the streets.

[krisrisk]

the design of the dumpster had more thought put into it.

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

The dumpster will last longer

[dogpuppy]

[reinerist]

[terramythos]

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

[nongunktional]

id recommend offering her a gentle but annoying grisp

[terramythos]

oh we are grisping

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[tonysaintborgi]

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

[limbosava]

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

[staticandlove]

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

[ashestoashesjc]

[colorousme]

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

[clownsnake]

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

[jollysunflora]

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

[skullamity-deactivated20250823]

[crankyteapot]