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In early agrarian cultures the "riverdale blogger" was a sort of seer/jester figure who would educate and entertain the actual workers who farmed the land, inspiring them with stories of Archie Andrews, his abs and the situations he would end up in.

#about #and of course. with the stories of the ways in which archie andrews could teach them the power in a union

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

weaselle

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

#the odyssey #b #REALLY GOOD #corv

faustique

i was made to read books, live by the ocean, walk beneath the trees, and be madly in love.

#i could get this list to a regular 3/4 if i wasn't letting the agonies win!! but the 1/4 i have consistently is Strong

miiilowo

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

#i stink it sometimes #all time post

fieldexplores

Never Learned - Gator Days

twenty-fourth-order-simulacra

...the alt text?

#I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE USE ALT TEXT TO ADD TO THE WORK. LIKE TAG COMMENTS. SO GOOD!!!#art #comics #good post

fathermulcahyofficial

We need more gothic fiction where men are going mad and running around in billowing nightgowns and women are brooding, byronic, and morally dubious

#mood

mapsontheweb

Map of regional rug patterns of Iran.

matarsack

This map is actually accurate. If you go to its source, WikiRug and click on each province, it will direct you to a wikirug page about that particular rug.

#rugs #weaving #maps #siiiick

bulljumpingfresco

Roman workshop Grand Camée de France (Tiberius with the imperial family) ca. AD 25 sardonyx cameo Bibliothèque nationale, Paris

#wooaaaaahh holy shit #cameos #sardonyx #roman #antiquity #i want to be able to do this so baaaaddd

post-tournament soreness is no joke holy shit i used every single muscle i have so many times

#also that one stiff hit to the very tippy tip of my gorget really knocked my bones around interestingly #gotta thank him next time for the free chiropractic session #meyne kleyne lebn

beeneedssleep

More slyvix. They make me unwell.

#augh. cute #sylvain fully knocked off guard by the intensity of the moment is very very good #the softness you captured in felix's face.... paired with the harshness of his impact.....#this too is swordplay!!! a poorly calibrated strike falling stiff as it breaks guard overeagerly!!!#also i just like when people pierce felix's ears i think that's cute #sylvix #sylvain jose gautier #felix hugo fraldarius #fe3h #v #**

rylandsgrace

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003) I 5.05

#ICONIC #THE LINE OF ALL TIME. FOUNDATIONAL ELEMENT OF MY PERSONALITY FOR GOOD AND FOR EVIL #btvs

i fought in my first rapier tourney and i did so much better than i thought i would!!!! i learned so much!!!! i got a few really good wins and several excellent losses!! it felt so good and i am so proud of myself and also my Inspiration whipped absolute ass and won and i am so so so proud of himmmm

#meyne kleyne lebn

prokopetz

Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.

prokopetz

I'm going to need you to approach me three times in a series of increasingly flimsy disguises by which I will be utterly fooled, each time asking me one of these five riddles, and you have to act like you're genuinely mad when I get the answers wrong. I can't get it up if the scorn isn't sincere.

prokopetz