Oh, Beans

21 y/o, she/her// I do OC cosplay on tiktok, follow me there! @dabble.babbles

[emmikatjohnson]

Scooby Doo taught us that cops don’t do their jobs and it’s up to America’s youth to unmask the greedy old white guys that are terrorizing society.

[dan-yeehaw-ell-deactivated20240]

:”) plz notice that they’re holding sharpies okayy?? uwu reblogs are rad uwu @danielhowell @amazingphil

[deadbeforedeath]

He no like vegetals 🚫🥗

[deadbeforedeath]

Part two: Chikin

[the-worm-man]

THERE’S A PART TWO??????

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe 

and i have to apologise

i’ve seen the error of my ways

straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’ 

straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying

[thebobblehat]

I will reblog this every time I see it posted

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[dabble-babbles]

The Most Sweetest Of Beans

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

[nudityandnerdery]

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

[srahpls]

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

[trickstertime]

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

[dabble-babbles]

Jif is peanut butter. Nuff said.

[weavemama]

anyway the LGBT+ community doesn’t support pedophiles or pedophilia I can’t believe in 2018 people are fucking lazy enough to not type www.google.com and find the answers. posts + articles about the LGBT community supporting pedophilia is going viral again because internet geniuses will believe that stuff these days so to the folks who are falling for it….here’s all the fuckin proof you need:

there. it’s fake. 4chan edgelords created it bc they’re gross and bored but I mean lounging around in your parents basement doesn’t sound so thrilling anyways.

they even went as far as creating posters to post IN REAL LIFE, one of which is going viral again on the internet:

once again, THIS was literally created by one of the alt-right 4channers….to further demean the LGBT community.

people are even going as far as saying the FEMINIST movement supports this too ???? like ????? ,, I can’t believe the shit people are falling for these days. it’s getting extremely pathetic.

don’t feed into those articles that claim the LGBT community wants pedophiles to join. it’s exactly what those trolls want.

THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY DOES NOT SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA. STOP FALLING FOR THIS DISGUSTING PROPOGANDA.

[toothyblowjob]

[obligatory reminder that “clovergender” and “kindergender” identities are also psyop campaigns]

[optima-chama]

I think I’m gonna be sick…

[dabble-babbles]

!!!!!! This is DISGUSTING. PEDOPHILIA IS ///NOTTTT/// OKAY, EVEREVEREVER!!!! Reblog to spread the truth!

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 1351. You’re driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Life’s good. You both die from the plague

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2020. You’re driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Life’s good

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2068. You’re staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that she’s your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. You’ve lived a good life. Suddenly you’re staring at the most beautiful stranger

[thebootydiaries]

Anyway I’m back on my bullshit

[thebootydiaries]

The year is 2019. Your fiancé just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with “We’re only 19, what are you doing with your life?” You got 5 retweets. He’s been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You can’t cook. You haven’t eaten in 3 days

[dabble-babbles]

2068 got me choked up a lil not gonna lie

[dabble-babbles]

Best feeling in the world is when you open a pack of fruit snacks and there are no green, yellow, or orange ones

[dabble-babbles]

O-KAY I think tumblr is trying to tell me something--observe:

WhY ALL THESE ADS WIT THOTS TUMBLR IM A SINGLE STRAIGHT WOMAN WHOS TOO NERVOUS TO LEAVE HER HOUSE I DONT WANT THIS

[frankenfemme]

[dabble-babbles]

Heeeeeere beetch 👏🏻👏🏻

[dans-queer-ass]

the best version (x)

[dabble-babbles]

I sPATT

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff-deactivated2]

[dabble-babbles]

a Very Reliable™ dad

[dabble-babbles]

Hey, Charmin Ultra commercials, quick question:

What the fresh fuck are you on when you write those bears with toilet paper ads that's all thanks xx

[dumbscriblz]

I haven’t had a smore in sooo long

[dabble-babbles]

Hot DAMN you are one helluva artist my friend 0.o varry nahce 👌🏻👌🏻

[letitbebeautifulff]

[dabble-babbles]

guess I ain't goin to school today 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️